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Dr. Fly
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Leave Me Alone. Go Away

Dr. Fly Wed May 20, 2015 9:39am EST 6 Comments

Stop coming to this fucking site, looking for free stock advice. You peanut vendors ought to partake in a little “zero-hedging” and fuck off, so that I can be in peace here. There are too many of you pestering me for information.

I am sure the market is going to trade up or down today. Some of you will be ruined, others attain a false sense of security. You’ll go out there, in the cold cold world, and purchase a new car and some nonsense for your girlfriend. In exactly one year from now you’ll be on the street panhandling again.

Look, I don’t have time for this shit. “The Fly” is a very busy man and he has things to do. Go over to Twitter and play with the catamites and the fiends, or else I’ll shoot you with my Orbital Space Cannon (OSC).

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6 comments

  1. carolina
    carolina
    May 20, 2015 at 10:07 am

    cybr for the fucking win!

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  2. zheeeem
    zheeeem
    May 20, 2015 at 10:12 am

    Yes, yes, but what should I buy???

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  3. biffer
    biffer
    May 20, 2015 at 11:52 am

    Lovely but unexpected move in ENDP today.Thought it would sit for a bit.Great stock for a hold.

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  4. heaterman
    heaterman
    May 20, 2015 at 12:28 pm

    Random fact of the day…….
    There are no synonyms for the word catamite.

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  5. matt_bear
    matt_bear
    May 20, 2015 at 1:05 pm

    this post feels like it could be directly written for me if this was October 2008.

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  6. bexpo
    bexpo
    May 20, 2015 at 1:46 pm

    Wow. I have been away for several weeks. Just came back today & read this. Well, I like You! Don’t care what you say.

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