iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,417 Blog Posts

Market Closed Down: I Won Again

This is getting boring. It’s like punching the face of an idiot tied to a pole. After the first 20 or so punches, it starts to get tedious and also messy. I desire hardship. I was raised in the sewers of Brooklyn and require adversity in order to fight harder. If I were to simply live out my days in this manner, I’d get soft (extra Stay Puff) and barely kick any old men in wheeled chairs down idle manholes.

I like biotech and tech. I love HDP and cannot wait for Cramer to hop on board the fucking gravy train, as he always does. I prefer biotech with market caps over 1.5 billion, due to liquidity. And, I have a feeling this market might trade down soon.

You’re probably wondering if the market is set to decline, why in the fuck is Fly buying?

Because I give zero fucks and I already told you how my blood flows: very, very hot.

I made 0.55% for the day.

Top picks: AGIO, N, FEYE, HDP, SHORT GOLD via DUST

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

9 comments

  1. jonny

    Yes.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    Extracharliesheen

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. ironbird

    The airlines went serious “meat waffles” today. The Johnny pump of just a few months ago is in full retard sold to you mode. Will it spread?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • ironbird

      True retail is dog shit too. But the banks are good. The tape must be kidding.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. matt_bear

    The tape is trying to convince Tommy he’s being “made.” Everything is great. Come with us.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. bruce keller

    Jesus. I feel bad for not even noticing that absolute massacre. That was like some 2008 shit right there.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"