What’s This Crap on My Screen?

My top positions are all down and I am losing money today, almost 1%! Clearly, there must be some misunderstanding. I am Senior Tropicana and I have reservations for 1 hedonistic dinner. These losses mounting in N, FEYE, JUNO and SBNY merely take me down a notch for the day. Most of those positions are still in the black for me. But I must admit to feeling somewhat apprehensive following yesterday’s vast underperformance, up merely 0.6% in a market that DEEBO’d bears.

Perhaps this is it? The great run of Le Fly has ended and I am now to be subjected to a depression in my portfolio values and subsequent exile into the reader class hobo camp, where bees will sting me in the face and snakes will chase me about the sewers.