iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Elevator Up, Bitches

The response to an iBC, NYC conference went very well; therefore, we will now lay the groundwork for an investors conference.

I’d like to apologize to all of you out there for calling you “fuckheads” and “jackasses” yesterday. It’s just that, “The Fly” isn’t capable of telling a lie and was merely being honest with all of you. Along that vein, I invite you to bet against me today. Shit, you think I was a dick yesterday? Wait until this motherfucker opens up and I start kicking old men into sewer pipes again.

This is the sort of market that legends are built upon. The way I see it, if you’re not positioned to bank extreme coin today, God is punishing you–for you were unable to hear Fly’s words of wisdom.

It’s a true gift to be able to hear my voice and understand the messages that I am conveying.

Brand new motherufucking highs, here we come.

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8 comments

  1. figesmalls

    All Aboard!!!!! Next Stop Bear skinville!

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  2. doubleplus

    Love the aggression. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Avn2nT16FA

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  3. matt_bear

    i’ve made no money so far today. i seem to have the 6 positions out of this entire market that aren’t up today….and they’re inverse etf’s dammit. >:(

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  4. UncleBuccs

    That smirk… He’s thinking “fucking simpletons….”

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  5. ammy hour

    “Jacked Asses”
    “Fucked Heads”

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  6. pyromonoxide

    If you stopped insulting us plebes I would sell all my shit, pop some champagne and wait for the world to collapse into mad max chaos.

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