iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BULL ATTACK, FULL COMPLIMENT

There isn’t any need for me to even talk to you any longer. Instead, I am just gonna start punching people in the face.

“Fly, will the market make me some money?”
(boom! punch to the nose)

“Fly, do you think bonds are a good buy here?”
(Pow!, punch to the sternum)

“Fly, I bought XYZ and it’s down a nickel. Should I buy more?”
(ZAP! punch to the fucking jaw)

Let’s talk about something important, shall we?

I am thinking about doing iBankCoin’s second annual conference in NYC this year. The cost will be from $299-$499, with a VIP option at an additional $1k. Last year’s event in Vegas went very well. However, this is NYC and I will not do one unless you fuckers are going to come out in droves. Do yourself a favor and take the poll, so I know whether or not to spend my valuable time on this.

It will be hosted by The Option Addict. There will be plenty of other interesting persons of interest there, including myself, lurking in the shadows, ready to stab anyone who gets in my way.

Ready the guns #fullcompliment #blacksails

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26 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG

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  2. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    MOREMORE — WARNINGS

    Stan Druckenmiller “Horrific Sense” Of Deja Vu: “But This Will End Very Badly”
    Steen Jakobsen: Get Ready For The Biggest Margin Call In History
    Einhorn Slams Bernanke’s Blog, Fed Policy “Destructive And Shouldn’t Exist Outside Of Fiction”
    “A Gambling Society” BlackRock’s Larry Fink Urges CEOs Stop “Short Termist” Thinking
    Gundlach Says Risk/Reward In US Corporate Credit Most Unattractive Proposition Ever
    Hedge Fund Manager: “QE Will Fail; US And China Might Enter Recession At Same Time”
    White House Admits, US States Need To Be Better Prepared For Fiscal Volatility
    This Technical Signaled The Last Two Market Crashes And It Just Happened

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    • Dr. Fly

      Pathetic and lame

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    • mx2101

      Are not most of these prognosticators near death, figuratively or literally?

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      • frog

        Well, some are near death literally. But others are too young and inexperienced to realize that the market goes up, or sideways, most of the time.

        Other bears are depressed and wishing for death and/or for the death of the markets. They should be on prozac. But instead are determined to be independent and pull themselves up by their own bootstraps. But people can’t do that if they have a serious physiological illness, even if the symptoms are emotional. Serious depression causes irrational negative thinking about self, others, and the world– sometimes including the markets.

        I am serious. This is my field of expertise. Bear boards seem to be filled to the brim with depressed people.

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      • it is showtime
        it is showtime

        How can, so many, be so wrong&stupid for so long
        Validates my contention. How directly controlled
        “your markets” are. The logic that these people/
        entities/cautions/orgs are all, so wrong, so
        drastically misplaced. “You are insane”

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      • it is showtime
        it is showtime

        (Add that to the 30-40, separate, others, on this list from the last couple mos. Bears are looking for the great depression. not some jackass bear mrkt recession correction. takes alittletime)

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  3. og

    Maybe YELP will finally get bought out?

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  4. lplongo

    Fly, does Triumph in Princeton suck as bad as I remember?

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  5. ironbird

    Burritos run on cheap crude. No ticket no laundry.

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  6. halfbloodpope

    Golf?

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  7. mx2101

    Millions of people can get to NYC via a variety of ways. It could be well attended.
    I’d be tempted to take the train from here.

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  8. halloweenpleb

    I’ll go if I’m the guest of honour. I want a life size cutout of mine at the entrance with a crown made of 100$ bills.

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  9. alf44

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    I might consider coming …

    … but, I fear for my safety !

    —–

    As well as others …

    😆

    .

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    • Dan

      At the Las Vegas conference, the room was filled with friendly, good-natured people. A good mix of ages, genders, races and walks of life. A far cry from the degenerate behavior and chest thumping exhibited in the comments section from time to time.

      No need to fear for your safety!

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      • The Equalizer

        Seconded. We all arrived as strangers, but parted as friends.

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  10. duckkell

    my favorite- a PUNCH IN THE JEJUNUM (extra Jackie Moon)

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  11. Steve Himself

    Count me in!

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  12. duckkell

    market preparing to RIIIIIIPP!

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  13. aeropush

    I’m all in. NYC

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