I am going to go ape tomorrow morning. Just know.
About a week ago my largest position was SAVE. I was up 6% into earnings and got clown-raped shortly thereafter. On this evening, my 3rd largest position is WFM. Those shares are being GRAPED due to some obsequious nonsense pertaining to not being able to properly fleece the bearded hipsters who frequent their denizens of organic fuckery.
On top of that, I had a minor position in FRSH, maker of raw pizzas (LOLz); and that too is being dismantled on an earnings miss.
There isn’t a moral to the story– you fucking jackasses. Jokers like me have been taking buckshot to the face since the beginning of time– off stock market chicanery. My saving grace is the decision that I made many moons ago to broadly diversify my holdings over numerous asset classes, with varying degrees of risk. I will be needing several offsetting factors to work in my favour tomorrow, otherwise The Fly will be sad-mad and will likely burn his fucking neighborhood down to the ground.
To.the.fucking.ground.
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I’m pissed with WFM as well. Thought the previous dip to the mid 30’s a few months back was it for them. Oh well. It’s the game we play.
Just remember, your initial plan was to make SHAK your largest position. Trust your gut next time?
Fucking shit. You had to mention that now?!
Hey, still time to short it
BANNED
Pete Najarian was a buyer of WFM.
I, for one, welcome Le Fly-Ape (extra Grape Ape). How many NASDAQs must be heaped upon the pyre until the sheer futility of such barbaric actions are realized? Aye, my WFM call options shall be worth ZERO DORRARS come the morn’. I do not care. Bring on the gamma rays that shall transform Le Fly into Le Hulk…
Company management distorts if not lies about key statistics and analysts are largely incompetent if not dishonest. That’s why a short term hold through earnings is crazy. But it is exciting.
I don’t think I’ve ever cried laughing whilst reading one of your posts before, until now. So good.