iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BURN IN HELL YELLEN!

We had a perfectly fine melt up this morning, up until the time when our new Federal Reserve chief had to spew her opinions all over the media, like vomit enriched with plague. The result was a down elevator type of day, with the exception to biotech and banks, thanks to the GEVA deal and steepening yield curve.

It appears that great bond bubble is deflating, finally. There will be mass casualties along the way, as this idiot trade unwinds. After all, who lends money for NEGATIVE interest rates?

This disgusting world of ours is perverse, wretched and also idle. You fuckers have had it too good for too long. The opulence within the elite is so absurd, so ridiculous, one could only hope for starvation to run rampant amidst the streets of Beverly Hills.

I do not care for green eggs and ham. I also do not care for stock market declines. I do not dislike losing money. As a matter of fact, I rather enjoy. It’s just that, I like making money moar. As such, I will now commence ancient rituals that will call upon spirits and demons alike to curse this Janet Yellen and re-pave the walkway towards paradise, also known as new motherfucking highs.

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15 comments

  1. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    2117

    — HAS — HELD —

    AGAIN

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    • moonshot

      2200 is coming this year, and I expect any correction before then will be in the single digit percentage range.

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  2. biffer

    I hate daytraders scalpers and panic sellers.But they did give me ONCE.

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  3. RaginCajun

    Can’t wait to hear from Bluestar tonight, maybe give him headline power.

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  4. uglyflint

    Penny Dreadful new season began Sunday. Have Eva Green put the hex on her with those gorgeous green eyes.

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  5. sia

    WFM goes booooom. A grocery store trading at 30 PE? What could go wrong?

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  6. handyandy

    FRSH is burning in the oven…

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  7. bonobo smores

    Plague enriched vomit: been there. Starting to raise cash.

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  8. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    nothing to see here carry on

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  9. trainwreck

    Sounds like it’s time to buy!

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  10. mx2101

    Burn in Hellen

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  11. itsgold

    This market is flaccid

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