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SHORT SELLERS SET ABLAZE WITH WILDFIRE FOR MAYDAY!

It was a solid end of the week, making up for yesterday’s nonsense. I really don’t have the patience anymore for waiting. I want stuff and I want it now. If I have to wait, I get angry and agitated; then I start to brood. When I brood, I throw things into fires and partake in ancient rituals that can affect the balance of power in the world today. Plus, I like to play with my orbital space cannon (OSC, NOW IN BETA MODE!), when I get bored.

A few orders of business here.

1. Join Exodus. Not only are you required to pay me the equivalent of one cup of SBUX coffee for my software for an annual membership; but you’re also required to send the good folks at iBankCoin referrals. Operators are standing by.

2. Be sure to tune in tomorrow, when I will reveal to you a Woody Allen movie that I was scared to show Mrs. Fly. Why was I scared? Because I knew that when she saw it she’d say that I was exactly like the character in the movie, which is exactly what happened. I then had to justify all of my actions in this movie, one that was played by someone else in a fictional setting. Totally, absurd.

3. See #1.

 

Good day

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11 comments

  1. thegametheorist
    thegametheorist

    Orders will be carried out dutifully, sir.

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  2. the profit

    Poops, I was one of those short sellers. But I will live to fight another day.

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    • ironbird

      “Poops” is a term grown men are banned from saying EVER. Get with the program.

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    • it is showtime
      it is showtime

      Forward pe vs Eps growth(estimates) have never(never) had a larger divergence

      So clear. So many areas of price/level distortion. So many games being played (controlling equities)

      Short at own risk. But bullmarket is a joke
      (yes awhile but keeps compounding its problems)

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  3. mx2101

    Forget your Shake Shack and Habit Burger.

    I’M A PENIS MAN!

    When will the Tallywackers IPO occur?

    https://www.facebook.com/TallywackersOfficial

    🙂

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  4. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    (Isn’t Woody Allen the same in every movie?) Jk

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    • Dr. Fly

      Not all Allen movies star Allen. He’s directed so many that didn’t have him in it

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  5. formergeek

    Hope it isn’t Match Point didn’t the guy murder his wife?

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  6. ironbird

    Awesome Vice tonight. If the white people in China is not exactly the stock market. Nothing fucking is. Classic does not do it justice. Thank god The Fly is a doctor.

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  7. ironbird

    After the whiny Woody show. May a pleb plea for Peckinpah or Hill or Mann. Meat on the bones entertainment.

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