I have millions in cash, yet I still found myself down more than 2% for the day. I know what you’re thinking: what’s 2% for a Space Alien Magician like you (SAM)? Well, I will tell you what it means to me.
IT’S YOUR ENTIRE NET WORTH COMPILED OVER 10,000 LIFE TIMES.
Look, I don’t have the time for this sort of shit. I want my bull market and I want it now, otherwise Le Fly is going to Romania this time and he isn’t coming back.
Naturally, and as you well know, I will sit back and smoke my pipe, blowing embers into your faces, as I wait for Exodus to launch its first oversold signal. You’d have to be a complete fucking idiot to not bend the knee to the amazing abilities of my robotic brain, having timed the market bottoms to the exact day, at an 84% win rate, since 2008.
I digress, I really do.
Life isn’t supposed to be this hard, lads. We were born to live a life of extreme carelessness and decadence, partake in hedonistic adventures, and generally not give a fuck. THIS WILL NOT STAND. I hereby demand MOAR quantitative easing and a return to grace for holders of equities.
Be patient and bide your time. EXODUS is your friend.
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EXODUS 20:7 sir
Growing up n a Pentecostal household, this was strictly enforced. I don’t play by most of those rules nowadays, but some of that early programing is still there.. I still can’t say GD..
PHuck PHuck mother focker cuunt coock sucker but they are only modern day colloquialisms. GD is cursing.
Moderation hit me.
Granpa …. out of control.. I love it!!
Admire your attitude. Damn. Did you know this was going to happen today? Is it over? Hate the way CNBC cites “Correction” “Sell Off”. Ugly close. Tommorrow – worse?
yes, he knew! OA said it on this fine blog on Friday and both Fly and RC said it on Monday, again on this very fine blog! We didn`t listen to gods of stock market! and I hate myself for that
no end of month surge
NO JUBILATION “FOR YOU”
“Le Fly is going to Romania this time and he isn’t coming back.”
I have a dev team there, great people. I think you’ll like it.
This is just a run of the mill zombie style post apocalyptic liquidation. Nothing special.
Yes. You are expressing a common refrain. There is no fear. Until there is then there can be no bottom.
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
PS: Great Song. I have not even heard of Nero? LOVE IT! It’s Big & Grand… yet familiar at the same time.
like me
Holy shit. Somebody loan me a time machine, so I can short these social stocks.
You need a meeting for that. You want more Qe
They meet every Tuesday. Wear a nametag
“I want my bull market and I want it now” You had it for five fucking years!! It’s OVER!
it`s not over till the fat lady sings and right now she is held prisoner in Fly`s Space Dungeon (FSD)