iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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CLOWN RAPED

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me, right? Just yesterday I was greeted to a most horrific earnings reaction with SAVE. So, like any gent with reason would do, I sold it down and out and then reallocated into a sundry of proper stocks.

The results are in and I am clown raped, skewered and shin kicked, long TEX and AGIO into decapitation.

TEX disappointed in an earnings call gone awry. AGIO was downgraded by a fifth rate boutique firm. This is all having a profound effect on yours truly, sitting here long bad stocks in what can only be described as the omega of our little stock market rally.

On a more pleasant note, my year to date gains are bountiful (+17%) and I’ve built up a large cash position. Oh, by the way, I own HAR too.

FUCK MY LIFE.

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7 comments

  1. djmarcus

    you’re still up like 30% on har… shake out some of the week hands

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  2. rangersfan

    Damn boy, het yo head straight. You were spot on with the weakness in Indices.

    https://twitter.com/marykarrlit/status/589195272393207809

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  3. teslawasright

    Stay strong Fly.

    Fly – please check out the olive oil lemon juice liver/gallbladder flush. We need you here for the long haul.

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  4. matt_bear

    a public transportation bus with wings.

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  5. Option Addict

    This is the second time in my history of blogging here that I have taken a screenshot the website to have framed.

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