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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Got Lemons, So I Made Lemonade

The market threw me off kilter this morning, with SAVE knifing lower. Very calmly, I FUCKING LIQUIDATED THE POSITION AND PUNCHED HOLES INTO MY SHEET ROCK, and then I reallocated into gentlemen stocks.

I bought more AGIO, very pleasantly.

I then, ever so gingerly, purchased some TEX. Thank you very much.

And then I placed the cherry atop the strawberried shorted cake and bought N, without a worry in the world.

As this occurred, death, mayhem and also torture occurred around me. Most people were blinded by their losses today, but not I.

In the year of “The Fly”, which is now, one cannot lament over losses and transient victories. We are interested in the bigger picture.

Speaking of which, I know where all of you live and dine. I expect all of you to join the ranks of Exodus today. That doesn’t mean tomorrow and whenever the fuck you are good and ready for it. I spent half a decade building this thing for you, priced it to scale, and now I expect, as good citizens of iBankCoin, for you to pay your respects by paying homage through monetary expense.

Good day to you.

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10 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG

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  2. badduck

    Brother, today was a tough day, can you spare $59.95?

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  3. tsmalley15

    Or you could join 12631 where you make gains of 200, 300 or 800% which will pay for your subscription for you.

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  4. Dr. Fly

    True. You do get the option of making 200, 300 or 800% gains. Many people went for the 800 today.

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    • it is showtime

      Did you engineer a 19ms Hft to beat the 20ms Hfts banks have?

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  5. bonobo smores

    portfolio dripping sriracha today, so i bought some $TEX like any civilized person would do

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  6. bankindamonkey

    Yelp just punched my sack inside out

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  7. C. Montgomery Burns
    C. Montgomery Burns

    Yes, but I’d trade it all for a little more.

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  8. ironbird

    Off topic. CNN is actually doing world news again. It is odd seeing international news in Murica on the teevee. But it exists.

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  9. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Need some more wallboard? Maybe a truckload so you can share with rest of us.

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