I hereby interrupt your trading day to bring you news: the NASDAQS are down. I repeat: the fucking NASDAQS are down.
At first, I thought my eyes were deceiving me. Then I pulled up my quote matrix and portfolios and saw red. Right now I am down 0.27%, if you could believe it. This assault upon the good investing public cannot and will not be permitted to continue. We must strike back and drive those ghouls back into their family crypts. If we don’t, well then, it’s entirely possible for the market to correct.
I cannot believe I just said it, lads; but there it is.
“The Fly” is a man of unvarnished truths, a person of ancient bloodlines whose sole purpose is to actively pursue happiness through grotesque stocked market gains. By extension, you, the “reader class”, can partake in a little winship of your own, by merely bending the knee to my god given authorities.
I find no need to dig deep into the market internals. ANGI and YELP are strong and not much is making sense right now. It’s madness out there. Let’s hope that cooler heads prevail and push back against these barbarous squeeze crabs, as any gentleman interested in preserving his/her honour would.
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The barbarians have been repulsed.
We do not kneel
our way of life vs ‘theirs’, as put in this prophecy –
“The better positioned human being of the prosperous countries sleeps on bags full of money, and what he/she gives with one hand he/she takes away again with the other, whereby those needing help neither live nor die, rather can only vegetate in misery.”
Are you still erect on JNS?
yes
Still waiting for the obligatory Look-At-My-Truck-Nutz-ppt-wins-again because the dow is up 200 points in three days post.
Also, say thanks to your second-stringer for putting a naked man’s ass on the front page of the site.
Slow day… which begs the question.
Are you voting for Hilary? Do you think she’s really going to bring fresh ideas to the table and to help the middle class when she’s a career politician who’s worth millions?
I wonder if she actually drives to the grocery store or has people do that for her?
Endgame. No question.
6 month increases Japan 50% Shanghai 100% Hangseng 20something Germany 50something
Do you, placated sheep, really think, Nikkei up 50% in 6 months with increasing complications, is good?
Like a broken clock, you’ll be right one day!