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FLAWLESS VICTORY

Yes, I told you what the market was going to do, to the exact date.

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It gets boring winning at such an incredible clip. I showed you Exodus and you saw screener. I showed you a Taylor masterpiece and you saw nothing but paint and canvass. I’m on a higher plane of thinking, the metaphysical, not hamstrung by traditional self-worth assessments.

Listen to me: I want you to doubt me and bet against me. My whole life the chips have been stacked against me and guess what? I am fucking bowling on you clown fuckers till the dogs strip that bone down to the marrow. Dick riders in the pop-media can fuck off; I’ve built a financial hegemony at iBankCoin, fully armed to take you out, if that’s what needs to be done.

My words sting because they’re truths, empirical facts about life and people that are only recognized by the uninitiated when they are punched into your stupid face.

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17 comments

  1. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    “Dick riders in the pop media” hahahahahhahahahahhahahaha

    Reminds me of Benzinga for some reason.

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  2. it is showtime

    Well given that Vix will be able to squash-supressed to mangled-contorted levels. Circus Act III continues!

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    • Dr. Fly

      You cannot be solvent.

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      • frog

        Most bears appear to be paper traders only, living in their mother’s basement.

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        • it is showtime

          For the record, Watching Europe open drop medium. Being moved pretty quickly back up. (programmed, controlled, whatever)

          They are not letting market forces affect markets. Keep that in mind. Someday they will.

          I am a ‘luxury apt’ tenant. For… the record

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          • it is showtime

            [someday market forces will takeover and compensate is what i meant of course]

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  3. Verona Gentleman

    Wouldn’t a Turner masterpiece be more valuable?

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  4. UncleBuccs

    PPT wins again. I’ll never take for granted how amazing this is.

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  5. longview

    11 instances of 7% return, compounded = 110% gain. Why are we (you) wasting time and energy stockpicking?

    Or do I have the math wrong?

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    • Dr. Fly

      Math is right

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    • mx2101

      Longview, I think that would be the return on the amount allocated to the trade, not the entire portfolio. Not taking away from The Fly’s superb trading here, just offering a clarification.

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  6. bexpo

    Yes you were exactly- precisely correct – You did say Wednesday. How? “The Fly” is that an homage to the brilliant eccentric character from the movie with Jeff Goldblum?

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  7. matt_bear

    The power of PPT/Exodus screener yielded EXAS for me today. Hope it works.

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  8. trainwreck

    Wow, 23 points on the S&P over three days – what a massive move your indicator predicted!

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