We’re gonna tear down your fucking buildings today, set flame to your personal belongings, and then close out your brokerage accounts. The good people of the United Steaks will not tolerate small gains any longer. The time for halved measures and boring stocked markets are over.
Listen to me, on my black soul, this market is about to bust loose like homos in a turkish bath house (no offense to gay guys of course).
No one does it like me because none of you fuckers have the balls to stand here, take the hits, and spit in your face–all the while drinking a cup of tea. Markets trade up and down, fortunes are made and lost: The Fly remains a constant ideal of frenetic volatility whose sole purpose is to win the capital markets. I was born for this shit.
Moving on, a bunch of biotechs are pressing higher this morning. My top picks in the space are AGIO, SGEN, ICPT and JAZZ.
Futures are moving higher and LRCX smashed numbers, which bodes well for the semis. Fuck oil up here. Get long them airlines before May and thank me later.
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JBLU looks nice
$FEYE nice move so far with news of partnership with $HPQ
I’m gonna memorize that second paragraph like a Christianed soul memorizes Bible passages…
That paragraph is gonna be the answer I give to every question my nine year old asks me from now on.