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Flying High

Fuck 4/20 and all of you hemp seed scoundrels. Also, fuck baseball. That’s right, I said it. Unlike most of you, “The Fly” was a talented player in his day, fully capable of knocking out someone’s eye with his fasted ball. When I became an adult, I stopped watching sports.

Do you know why I stopped watching sports?

BECAUSE IT DOESN’T MAKE ME SMARTER OR RICHER! That’s why, pal.

I don’t partake in idle discussions that pertain to gossip or women’s subject matters.

I happened to be up 1.21% for the day, fully erasing Friday’s rout. I made SAVE my largest position, ditched BABA, KITE and GTN, and added to AGIO. Life, as a Space Alien Magican (SAM), has never been more neurotic. I need to calm myself by thinking of greener pastures and blacker clouds. The very essence of my being is to win, so when that is happening, I endeavor to win more. I cannot settle for 1.21%; I must have MOAR.

Top pick: SAVE

NOTE: Exodus launches soon. If you did not get a chance to try it out and want more info, email me Flybroker at gmail.com

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15 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Bears have some splaining to do.
    No we don’t. … Same As Usual

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  2. UncleBuccs

    Come on man – don’t hate on the hemp seeds.. They’ve turned me nearly indestructable.

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  3. ironbird

    Senor Fly. Beyond being dead money of late. Why throw $BABA down the stairs? The Chinese will sell all the crap they make to themselves now! It is $AMZN with no overseas shipping costs.

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  4. mistermoe

    Happy 420 from your community marijuana salesman.

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  5. ggarbacz

    Take a look at VA over SAVE or in addition to SAVE. Could make a sweet move here to $37.50. I am long for managed accounts.

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  6. sloop

    marijuana is for losers

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  7. jpmorgains

    How could you hate the ganja, bro, with Ben blunt smoking Bernanke and all. Surely you realize his chronic habit was the source of his wizardry.

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