This might come as a surprise to some of you, but I enjoy a good market rout. Seeing the futures down 150 this morning gave me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. Like I said, “The Fly” feeds off adversity and is at his best when the chips are stacked high against him.
World markets are being rocked, from Russia to China to our NASDAQS. In my opinion, this is an old parlour trick to get you to sell out before a most hedonistic melt up. New highs will be had again, persons of interest galavanting about town in robes, sandals, accompanied by copious amounts of incense. Castles occupied by chocolate eating slobs, rich from capital gains, will be our future.
I want 100 NADAQS to be shaved off the market today. Then, just when everyone is leaning one way and The PPT flags its divine OS signal, trebuchets will be deployed– turning all bears into chopped meat and sent to SHAK’s HQ to be sold as hammed burgers across the nation (extra cannibalism).
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We won’t have a real selloff until SPY touches 109.75 again or at least that’s what my wife says.
I’m seriously bummed that nothing on my buy list is down much. Screw it – I’m headed to the gym to bulk up my already enormous muscles.
do it
Wives…Cant live with them, or do without them.
So here is a conversation I had with my non working wife.
Me: I bought $150K yesterday in CASY & MAT (pre earn)
Wife: Is that wise, what if it goes down.
Me: Well it could do, but hey I did it.
Meanwhile, we are having a fucking huge hole dug in the back garden to make room for a pool complete with all the plush chairs/teak decking, fire pit that would put EOM refinery flame off to shame.
And all this is paid for by me researching the shit out of equities and taking well timed risks.
Just wish my wife would go down once in a while, but she probably wouldn’t think that was wise!!
Next week we are going up big….I feel it..
Back “garden”? What are you European?
Also LOL @ “all this is paid for by me researching the shit out of equities and taking well timed risks”. Keep telling yourself that.
Hammed Burglars. Mr Samsonite that is.
Amen handy
You had to ask for PAIN! You have more power than you know! Grrrrr
You made Rick Ross mad.
Somebody had to. I have to stand up for Women!
We make the most money from deeply oversold conditions. PPT will rain Arab dollahs down on us. Bring on a down 800 point day!
Yes, a European in SoCal.