iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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WALL STREET CELEBRATES THE UPWARD SURGE OF DECADENCE

Nothing can stop the market, not even death.

All of the gloom from 15 minutes is gone, like a fucking whisper in the wind on a cold winter night. A new era of hedonistic perversion, which has stalked the market for many weeks, is now here, lying down on your sofa–eating grapes, watching television.

Stocks are back on the way higher again and all of the people who just sold, small infants with weak intestinal fortitude, will be forced, BY LAW, to buy back in.

When you bet against stocks you make yourselves to be slack-jawed apes.

Indeud.

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6 comments

  1. zuuuuul

    This is a market that rewards short sellers. Therefore, I remain short.

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  2. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    You need to become an oil man again.

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  3. bexpo

    Really? Looks like an UGLY finish to end the day?

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  4. bexpo

    HOW DO YOU KNOW? HOW? YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!!

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  5. bexpo

    Never doubting you AGAIN! EVER.

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