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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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GLOOM STRIKES WALL STREET BULLS (-0.21%)

Dr. Fly Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:58am EST 17 Comments

What should we do here, lads? The fucking market is melting down. I am off by 0.7% and things are getting worse.

Should I…

a. Fuck off and eat a sandwich?

b. Fuck off and buy more?

c. Fuck off and sell it all?

or d. Fuck off?

I eagerly await your opinions.

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17 comments

  1. Mav
    Mav
    April 14, 2015 at 11:03 am

    Buy stocks. #permabull

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  2. goose20
    goose20
    April 14, 2015 at 11:03 am

    Go workout!

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  3. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    April 14, 2015 at 11:03 am

    Go eat a sandwich.

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  4. k_melancon
    k_melancon
    April 14, 2015 at 11:04 am

    depends on the sandwich

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  5. the profit
    the profit
    April 14, 2015 at 11:04 am

    c – sell it all. This bull market is over. Greece is about to default, China is hard landing, and the US consumer is dead. All hail our zerohedge overlords….

    jk, probably a.

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  6. linmoo
    linmoo
    April 14, 2015 at 11:04 am

    Buy more, eat a sandwich, then sell it all.

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  7. matt_bear
    matt_bear
    April 14, 2015 at 11:07 am

    What’s the deal with “soft landing” and “hard landing” whenever someone talks about China? I hate it.

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  8. john travolta
    john travolta
    April 14, 2015 at 11:07 am

    Go get a reverse massage!

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  9. flyleech
    flyleech
    April 14, 2015 at 11:08 am

    How the fuck should I know?

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  10. quantian
    quantian
    April 14, 2015 at 11:10 am

    Pull a Hussman: buy the index, roll a giant short-dated put position against it every month, and then charge your clients 2% for the pleasure of watching their accounts fall by double-digits annually while whining about how insane everyone else is.

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  11. operator1
    operator1
    April 14, 2015 at 11:13 am

    A.

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  12. C. Montgomery Burns
    C. Montgomery Burns
    April 14, 2015 at 11:15 am

    Release the hounds.

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  13. fryguy15
    fryguy15
    April 14, 2015 at 11:18 am

    REVERSAL OF FORTUNE! S&P now up! If you chose B, you are a winner.

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  14. matt_bear
    matt_bear
    April 14, 2015 at 11:19 am

    secure your neck with a 3 foot rope and take a step off of a 4 foot ledge.

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  15. zuuuuul
    zuuuuul
    April 14, 2015 at 11:21 am

    Sell everything and with the proceeds buy seeds for farming. In our new agrarian society you will be able to trade those seeds for almost anything while regaling your trading partners with stories of how, in the olden days, you used to trade the stocked market.

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  16. dewey dortmunder
    dewey dortmunder
    April 14, 2015 at 11:26 am

    Pick “a” and eat some Chinese burritos.

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