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IT’S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE GIMP

That dip lasted all but 9 minutes (thank you Raul for tracking it for us!).

This isn’t a game, never has been and it never will be. “The Fly” is like a fencing master, only he fences with nuclear bombs. If you’ve come to battle me, by attempting to take my coin, I will Nagasaki you.

I don’t need to rehash my top stock picks. Cut it out already. I don’t want to know about your position in stupid things, like gold. All that is important, at this juncture in time, is that the short sellers get their heads chopped off clean.

It’s time, gentlemen, to bring forth the gimp, officially known as ‘Le Gimp’ in France, and bask in the glory of sharp upside reversals.

NOTE: Bluestar’s funeral has been scheduled for tomorrow.

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16 comments

  1. vandamme

    Fly you need to post moar Action Bronson

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    • speerothekid

      i can’t seem to get into that dude. SAAB Stories is one of the only tapes i’ve heard though since Harry Fraud is great

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  2. TaoOfPatrick

    Straight out that Bjork is some brutal shit!

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  3. Marc David

    How’s the airline industry look to Exodus?

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  4. budh

    I need some fencing. 200′ cedar privacy fence 6′ tall with the steel posts.

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  5. Dr. Fly

    Damn, I call myself a Boss Ross fan? I wasn’t aware of his stomach cancer.

    Real talk

    Crack cocaine is all the rage right now,” yelled TMZ reporter Kevin Macon.
    “Stop it, you fools. I’m dying. A man is dying. What have I done with my life?” asked Ross stoically staring into the crowd of reporters seemingly looking beyond them into the great beyond which has terrified man for so long.

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  6. teslawasright

    Dresden was worse

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  7. dewey dortmunder
    dewey dortmunder

    Why did you name your new version Exodus?

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