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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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FALL IN UNDER THE UMBRELLA OF WINSHIP

I don’t mean to chastise any of you. Like a father cares for a child, sometimes it’s important to be authoritative with guidance, otherwise the child runs off to get ran over by automobiles.

“The Fly” is of ‘supreme intellect’ by far above your layman capacities. You could live for another thousand years and not come within 25% of my intelligence quotient. It’s not because you were born stupid, or anything like that. Very simply, I was built better.

The market is off to the races and I am making moves again. I sold out of LVLT and bought CENX, a seasonal trade in a stock that has been battered to pieces. The company is making plenty of money and falls in under my umbrella of discounted free cash flow companies trading at distressed levels–off by 40% for 2015.

You can try to beat me and suffer the pangs of miserable failure. Or, you can simply fold tent and behold the winship that shadows Señor Tropicana, a designation that has been abundantly clear since the early days of adolescence.

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12 comments

  1. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    #WTI wants 55.00. #oil shorts are kicking and braying.

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  2. clegger_2000

    No mention of Plutonium Petey. Retired?

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  3. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    The jaws of IBC winship are so strong, it literally crushes the sculls of prey like a gumball.

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  4. matanzas

    huge volume and assertive lift for $NHTC, one of the stocks featured in your column A MONSTROUS WINNER WILL BE FOUND HERE

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  5. matt_bear

    Karl Denninger’s fake “i’m quitting” post turns out to be the ultimate bear trap as they’re all being merc’d today.

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  6. blahblahblah

    lol *supreme intellect*

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  7. heaterman

    Does this guy know what he;s talking about?
    The choices seem to be run for the hills or buy Chinese securities…..

    http://larrysummers.com/2015/04/05/time-us-leadership-woke-up-to-new-economic-era/

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  8. nocigar

    Why CENX vx AA? AA has the Ford F-150 biz.

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  9. it is showtime

    Vix holding mid 14. Volume “YIKES”

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  10. mr. nakata

    CENX looks quite nice. Thank you for the treasure map. Do you have any opinions on coffee or coffee related companies? I like JO and have had a nice last couple of days in it.

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