iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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JUDGEMENT IS HERE

Your pencil dicks are being snapped in half right now. Do you hear that sound? It is the reverberations of your own demise.

Crucifixion is too good a sentence for you. Instead, you get to sit there, nailed to your bullshit pleather chair from staples, watching your net worth drift…away.

The jobs numbers are tomorrow, an off day for Wall Street. So get ahead of those numbers now. The winter winds have subsided. Very soon, you will be at the beach, spastic retarded drunk, gawking at women while your wife isn’t looking. These dark days of indecisiveness will end. With its end goes Joe into the middle of the flaming volcano.

This is it. This is your time. Get out there and start chopping some dicks off (no homo)!!!

Top pick: YY

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5 comments

  1. matt_bear

    I bought YY calls 2 days ago. 😎

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  2. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    I sold YY two days ago… my bad. But I bought PNR… my good.

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  3. bruce keller

    My $ESPR puts from this AM are doing well, but I think you tipped me off to that one anyways. It being a cholesterol lowering biotech is what made me want to short it. Stupid docs. 😀

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    • bruce keller

      Like I bet all those statin related biotechs are going to be so sued in a few years.

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  4. flyaway17

    Canadian oil plays: WINNING this morning. The beach scene you describe is funny but it goes both ways. The wife can gawk at good-looking guys while you are not looking. Truth is, there’s no harm in either sex appreciating an attractive-looking person who may not be a spouse/partner, it’s human nature.

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