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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Resurrection Looms

Gimps fashioned in leather clothing, hidden in boxes, awaiting to be unleashed onto the world to short stocks and drive down the prices of fine American companies. We, as a people, must manage these gimps, contain them at all costs, and make sure they never see the light of day.

Imagine a world filled with Bluestars. We’d all be lost, flaming in volcano lava, completely fucked forked radish.

Tomorrow being the last day of the trading week, make it a good one. Get out there and swing the bat, son, and stop throwing like a girl.

Just a little FYI on The PPT Exodus beta trials: we have hit a minor delay due to external forces beyond our control. We should be in touch with you lads soon. In the interim, it’s important that we get it right and we really need your feedback and the opinions of those in the asset management field. If you happen to know anyone who might be interested in trying out the software in about a week or so, please have them email me right way at [email protected].

I am limiting the trials to 500 people, so email me as soon as you can–else be fucked for eternity.

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9 comments

  1. ironbird

    The gimp imagines a world of free crude and snake oil ass/eye/ear bleeding causation cures made from fetuses. The tape has a horseshit problem.

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  2. it is showtime

    The Blood Moon .. Looms !

    that would be #3 of the tetrad
    for those playing at home

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  3. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    The problem as I see it is there are not enough of me right now. If there were then destruction could be avoided. You see with no bears left there are not shorts to cover as we go down. Everyone is long and nothing but air pockets below. Run Fly Run

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  4. budh

    We are the Bruce Willis and we will kick ass!

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  5. Billy Cutting

    Chances Bernanke is the next IBC tabbed blogger?

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  6. gorby

    Fucked forked radish.lol

    p.s. that genius line will be used often
    this summer.

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  7. dope

    all ur base are belong to us

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  8. Raul3

    Hosanna in the highest

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