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A Quarter That Will Go Down In Infamy

Seeing this market give up yesterday’s gains is like watching a terrorist event unfold. We are destined, by the grace of God, to enjoy the spoils of QE. The first quarter of 2015 is officially over, and it was one giant circle jerk. I want MOAR spoils. Who would’ve known oil and gas stocks would lead the way, as everything else languished in flaccid hell, sans biotech?

I did.

My +15% gains for the quarter were built upon the backs of oil men, men who worked diligently in the fields of fossil to procure elements at horrifically low prices. For me, the biggest disappointment was HABT, which proved to be a waste of my time. I would’ve been better off with any other eatery, as retail and restaurant related names faired well.

Heading into Q2, I am expecting things to heat up a bit. As a matter of fact, I imagine Q2 to be a Tsar Bomba inside of a Jack in the Box, readying to pop out at any moment.

With regard to today’s trading action, I deeply regret buying BABA. It is a stupid stock and on the road to oblivion. It would’ve been nice to sell a little GRUB this morning, before its appalling reversal and subsequent  disappointment.

Bottom line: I cannot complain, as I am up more than most for the year. Nevertheless, the obtuse demeanor of the tape persists, something that has been in abundance for more than a year. With the effervescent melody of frustration, marked with periods of inelegant horror, one must wade through these times of relentless upheaval–the black mirror of opportunity.  This is a stock pickers market, one built to destroy amateurs. The path to success is finding companies with robust free cash flow. Any other method of research is simply a waste of time.

 

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18 comments

  1. Trent J

    Q2 will be epic, perhaps not because of the market but because Exodus will be released.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDn0WViwWiQ

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  2. it is showtime

    Q1 spy flat dow minus 1

    Awesome

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  3. narwhal

    Would you consider Alibaba’s free cash flow to be adequately robust? Aside from the fact that Chinese people are wild men and thieves?

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  4. filous

    What do u thing about shanghai run?

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  5. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    The market is about to take everyone’s money.

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    • superocean9

      Agree, Sir Blue Star there’s way too much complacence in stock trader land. 15 April is close & the usual last minute filings mean cashed out stocks.

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  6. scarface

    Fuck it. It’s April and we will shoot the god damn moon, beginning tomorrow.

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  7. soupbone

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnIFxKTxP5s
    enjoy

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  8. ironbird

    This tape lives and will die in a barrel of free crude. Black gold must bounce yesterday.

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  9. bonobo smores

    Perhaps $HABT needs to branch out into meat helmets

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  10. the profit

    Arcade Fire is one of Krugman’s favorites.

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  11. smartestone

    this market is a snoozefest . buy the dip, but be prepared to sell it quick

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  12. jpmorgains

    Great song.

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  13. kdog

    FML

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  14. og

    Bears getting all hard over the futures already.

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  15. mackypinky

    $DD hit oversold today

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