iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Room For a Little Bearishness

In light of the epic melt up in February, I’d like to remind you of the sick, twisted, nature this market has embodied for over a year. Do not be surprised if we sold off for a day or two, before heading higher. This is course is meaningless shit for people with any semblance of dignity– those who don’t mind the store every second of every hour.

But for the rest of you, cocaine addled trading monkeys, you might want to buy a utility and pray for the apocalypse.

As you know, there are many utes to choose from, but only one worth your time and effort at this juncture in time.

My utility of choice is PCG. It’s a mega-cap cash generating, dividend paying machina (heavy italian accent).

This is a Friday and we are scared of Greece. Plus, anything could happen over the weekend. By Scott, the very fabric of civilization might crumble and turn our human flesh into ash. As always, prepare for the worst, the crematory, and expect nothing more or less than unadulterated bliss–for we are members of a society that doesn’t understand boundaries. We are making them as we go, embedded in the never ending struggle of greatness.

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27 comments

  1. carolina

    fucking Arista bro

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  2. matt_bear

    if you ignore the fact that the R2K made a new all time high yesterday…the waterfall crash is just moments away.

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  3. chauncy

    everything you said was broken yesterday looks good today

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  4. smartestone

    tqqq buy on the dips

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  5. budh

    If you don’t like this shit there is always Vanguard. Or just buy Berkshire-Hathaway. Guaranteed better returns than you can get with your own thinking.

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  6. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Le Fly,
    I print off some of you posts and have them stacked on my desk for later reference.

    My 8 year old son grabbed a yellow highlighter and highlighted “fucking” in one of them and laughed his butt off about it.

    I had no way to explain to him that it was important to the content of the entire piece, so I stood mute.

    The end.

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  7. sloop

    This could be the weekend that Obama shows his true colors and gives a press conference wearing a turban

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  8. og

    Hope some people are making money off CYBR because I’m not.

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  9. zheeeem

    I’ve been buying D.

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  10. sloop

    If anybody still sticking by Obamas side they definitely don’t care for America because it’s real damn clear that Obama does not love America

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    • thomasjefferson

      why do you choose this forum for your nonsense? i feel like that is a sensible comment on a lot of really intelligent political websites out on the fringes of the internet. not here. unless you can explain how it is relevant to literally anything that anyone else is discussing at all. but thanks for raising the level of discourse here either way.

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  11. TJWP

    Any thoughts you would share on EMA?

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  12. john

    Greece is fixed!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I think)

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  13. pyromonoxide

    trust Greece to accept a deal the moment we start expecting a pull back, they did it for the lulz.

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  14. sloop

    Oil going down to 30 bucks a barrel

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  15. pyromonoxide

    This melt up is nuts! Been a while since I’ve seen ALL my positions in the green both in day and since purchase. And AAL my biggest winner! Thanks Fly!!!

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  16. it is showtime

    Should have cashed out MELA move day: 2

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