iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Go Eat a Sandwich

I realize some of you actually make a living off intra-day trades, an occupation I do not relish in the least. But for the rest of you, quit watching the screen all day. Go outside and play with the squirrels, avoid myopia and take in some natural light.

Sandwiches are in order on days like this.

The volume is low, volatility is non-existant, nothing is popping. What would the Macho Man Randy Savage say if trying to trade this market? He’d fucking break the computer over someone’s head, then head outside to chop down a tree.

We are firmly in an uptrend and will likely continue this trajectory until late April.

Chill the fuck out and start positioning yourself for success, and quit thinking about failing.

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17 comments

  1. the profit

    Nothing is moving in the US.

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    • sierra water

      GWPH has been going up 2% every day for the last week. I sold my options too early.

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  2. narwhal

    Macho Man speaks through you and remains a vital part of this world. From fancy robes to garbage cans, there is no better arena for his spirit than these halls.

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  3. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    The Fly gives me shit about never talking about stocks. I am Going to Pump YNDX next.

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  4. scooter186

    Went to look for squirrels but none to be found. It’s either the negative zero degree weather, or they’ve been trained to stay away from grown ass men walking around in their underwear.

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  5. budh

    FB, TWTR and YHOO/BABA will be popping next on a computer screen in front of you.

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  6. zheeeem

    It’s too damned cold out! I added a little ETP and D today, but without much enthusiasm. Mainly, I napped. It was an excellent day for a nap.

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  7. clarkevii

    AMEN

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  8. gatorsun

    become a trucker man ODFL my choice

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  9. kdog

    This is a tasty burger! Extra HABT.

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    • ironbird

      That actual burger probably was Habit. But most likely In and Out. Out west we do indeed eat tasty in 75 degrees year round.

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  10. vampyr

    Outside? Above ground? Brrrrr! I’d rather debate selling some GS at a 9% gain and then buying some more beaten down WMT.

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  11. sloop

    SOLD the POP in LUV in the AM. I’m a lucky bastard just look at the 15 Min chart. SICKENING. I questioned myself to stay in. So glad I didn’t

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    • ironbird

      Granny pronounced low oil a problem. Who do you think bought the all time high storage and supply today? The airline trade is most likely over.

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      • ironbird

        To clarify matching highs is completely possible but an extended up and beyond move seems unlikely. Crude become free.

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  12. juicy lickhermore

    higher until late April. traders textbook.
    Macho Man did indeed go out and encounter a tree, with his Jeep and cardiac arrest.

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  13. duckkell

    NDRM

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