On February the 15th, peace and harmony will reign in the Ukraine. That gives the lads over there just 3 more days to kill and maim one another. If you are a soldier in Russia or in the Ukraine and you are reading this blog, let me just say you are wasting valuable time. Get the fuck off the computers and grab your Kalashnikov and get out there. A peace accord has been reached and war will expire in exactly 3 days.
On another front, a deal between the Nazis and the rear-end of Europe has been reached as well.
All of this culminates to one desirable effect: THE COMPLETE ERADICATION OF ALL SEMBLANCES OF THE BEARISH POPULATION.
Consider today a repudiation of who you are, not just your investment intelligence. This is more than just a rally; this is mockery, largess. Shame on all of you for missing out on this easy to predict outcome. A great shame, as well as pox, looms over your house.
As for me, I’ve been celebrating the gains to be had in my YNDX position amidst large vats of hot coffee. I did not require sleep last night, as I was kept up by the ramblings that take place inside of my head, new ventures, ideas, opinions and the like.
Oil is roaring higher, since a deal in the Ukraine means we are no longer required to bankrupt Moscow. Ergo, oil back to $100. Fuck you very much.
Everything is exactly what it seems, for good or for worse.
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Does the VIX finally fall through 16?
Mmmm bear face. Tastes like chicken!
TUBE day, bot the dip yesterday, but it isn’t too late.
I too was up last night.
It wasn’t the ramblings in my head but the wild dreams I had of thousands of ants coming out of my pipes.
I am having a bathroom redone and when he tore it down to the studs thousands of Florida Red Carpenter ants came pouring out of 5-6 nests between the studs and insulation.
Cap’n ‘Fly’, AKA the Don Rickles of Wall Street, strikes again!
Actionable ideas?
TSLA on the dip anyone? Or MU perhaps…me likes the Inotera news.
America: we’re like the Roman Empire, if the Roman Empire knew how to put out fires
UWTI here?
i wish it had options. no use trading it without options
Only on iBC is 3x leverage not good enough for people to make money.
10% w consolidation was considered healthy 2 years ago
To the normal non-under a spell person
Pure blind greed stupidity lets all you fools
Continue your illusion. Today only occurs
Because they programmed/manipulated it
For you. Pathetic. As you Are
the LAST laugh will be mine
ViX got to 16.05 now drifting back up…There’s something up about that level
YNDX is stupid cheap here, should be back to $24 soon enough. Not a bad candidate for a long term hold either, really the only reason not to is Russian government risks.
Truce will last until Putin next menstrual cycle.
I think there is some post- menopause going on with Putin otherwise he would be carrying Merkel’s love child.
shout out to my homies. BZH and KBH.
Sold my GOOGL calls, stuck around 545 too long for my liking, plus other market conditions. Probably a mistake, but great gains either way… that’s my biggest problem is not taking the gains after getting burned a few times selling too early.
Got TSLA calls now, same week. 😀