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iBC is Going Olde School

I feel like a gluttonous hog, even though I managed to lose money in a 150+ tape. How’d I do that? GILD contributed to half of my 1% loss. Never mind that nonsense, for we have even more gains to be had tomorrow.

Steer clear of oil. I just read some OPEC asshole suggest oil could trade down to $20, like it was no sweat off his turban. What are these chaps up to, really?

Moving on, North Korea’s internet has exploded, their privileges revoked. Internet security stocks will be the stocks to own in 2015. I own plenty of PANW and FEYE. You can simplify matters by owning the ETF called HACK.

This week of pagan holidays shall be hosted by former bloggers of iBC. Tomorrow we will feature Danny and The Chart Addict, maybe a little Henry Fool. Who knows? We have a full roster of the former bloggers lined up to share their ideas. Very soon, Jeremy will put up an Old School Bloggers column, so that you can easily, and readily, peruse their profane messages of stock market plights.

As for me, I will be practicing Haitian Voodoo with my Voodoo Physician this week, in order to lock in gains for 2015. “The Fly” has many enemies, most of whom attempt, and fail, to strike back at the empire in effortless girl swings. My conflicts make the people around me very nervous. Collateral damage is always something to consider. Just know, and understand, I am not a very rational human being and will go to great lengths, utilizing the vast resources that are available to me, to completely and utterly destroy you.

Don’t lose your life. Don’t bet against me.

Sincerely,

HORATIO CLAWHAMMER

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22 comments

  1. NON Solo

    Fly, does this mean you are going to cut SLCA?

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  2. halloweenpleb

    And I hoped after reading “going olde school” in the title that you’re coming back to your senses and removing those annoying ads that are whoring around on this blog. I guess, quitting being a pimp is not part of your Christmas resolution.

    Oh well, maybe 2015 resolution!?

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  3. chrismark

    $HACK will kill it in 2015, cyber warfare will not cease and established company’s specializing in this space will do great. Top equity pick $CUDA, epic short squeeze will come.

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  4. velth

    Mrs. Fly icing the champagne?

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  5. Dr. Fly

    Pleb

    The pop ups were taken off

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  6. skalliwag

    Will the new, Old School Blogger column allow us to access Breakfast Taco’s screed on Xmas cards? It was a classic.

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    • alf44

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      Never realized “Taco” was such a douche !!!

      Whatta a crass, condescending CLOWN !!!

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      • alf44

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        An attempt to be witty … failed !!!

        Miserably !!!

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        • alf44

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          Okay, I read the “taco” post again !

          Apparently, some grown men have not moved beyond “Bevis & Butthead” !

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          • Dr. Fly

            Alf

            I have a great culinary tale for you, one that makes the King Cobra heart look childish.

            Stay tuned

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          • alf44

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            … looking forward to it … sorta !

            Please keep in mind I can barely watch Anthony Bourdain on CNN for fear that I might witness him gobblin’ down a grub worm or some such thing !

            😯

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  7. matt_bear

    forget the old. Time for new. An iBC matt_bear blog.

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  8. Dr. Fly

    Old school blog column to be posted soon

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  9. hattery

    Indeud.

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  10. braveflaps

    WE’RE GOING STREAKING!!!

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  11. Trent J

    I would take 100 percent losses in 2015 in exchange for being able to blog at iBC.

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  12. Trent J

    Also, LMAO at Wall 2.OHSHIT Hockey Captains.

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  13. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Old School Column causes IBC stock to plummet.

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  14. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    Is John Lee North Korean or Chinese? Guy loves to censor so only the good shows up. Weirdest guy ever.

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  15. ironbird

    Will the olde school tape come back after the bonuses get paid? January is setting up to be a bloodbath. Or it could be just like 1999 only with zero downside lol.

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