iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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No Fade Today

You’re all too jaded. You forget that bears get fucked too, especially in bear markets. Remember when the market went up a thousand points in the depths of the 2009 crisis? Of course you don’t–because you’re all punk kids, or if you were a bear, you died that day.

Breadth is at a solid 82%. It is very unlikely that we will sell off. Santa Yellen did what she was ordered to do. Now she’s at her local diner eating a club sandwich.

If there is one thing you should take from this blog, it is this: in the end, everyone gets fucked–even bears in bear markets.

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11 comments

  1. jpmorgains

    *clubbed sandwich

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  2. gorby

    +3% today-finally a little cheer

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  3. YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    Fucked in the way The Fly likes to get fucked, or fucked in the way normal people like to fuck

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  4. kevin

    Ads on the site getting outta control…

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  5. esquared

    fly gots to make $$ somehow, don’t begrudge him that fool

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  6. xxxhuggiebearxxx

    Need $2 on EEM by Friday close….the setup is in place. Could happen.

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  7. esquared

    how in hell are my oil stocks closing nears their highs – AXAS, LNREF, SN, SLCA, SDRL – yet oil is $3 off its high? Can you say “oversold territory” – can you say “+7% for the day”? Now I got tha world swingin from my nuts

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  8. pirate

    If you’re not from NYC it may be hard to understand, but I’ll explain; you DON’T mess with a lady from Brooklyn.

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