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Sacrifices Must Be Made

Something has to give. I cannot keep on living this way, meandering through dark alleyways, hoping to reach my destination intact. I’ve made a decision. Effective immediately, I am ceasing my bulking diet and will cut, mind you, to the tune of 5 pounds. Originally, I intended to gain 15 lbs of pure mass, in the hopes of being able to one day rip someone’s head clean off his shoulders. But I now see the error in my ways.

This new Fly that you see in front of you will be kinder, gentler, and will not rip your heads clean off from your shoulders.

For the love of tall ladders and hard to install Xmas lights, someone must make sacrifices, in order to get this market going. I’ve decided that it will be me.

This new diet that I will embark on will consist of light fare, salads, fruits and bird seeds. I will resume my activities in the gym, sans the creatine, and model my life after a Mongolian Monk.

These words have been written and read, therefore, it shall be so.

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13 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG

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  2. frog2

    bult or cut? why not both?

    TREN + GH. if you need a hookup lmk

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  3. prometheus

    sacrifices must be made, yes, but also, stocks must be bought. Is FMSA one such stock? IPO’d at around $17, now at $8. Whadayathink?

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  4. teslawasright

    Yes! The Fly is evolving and shall eat as do the Essenes. Fruits, Vegetables, Nuts, and Seeds. Striving to eat ‘in the Raw’ with live enzymatic action. Perhaps a masticating Juicer is in order for the finest source of enlightenment.

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  5. Bullish

    Add some yoga into your routine. The hot sweaty kind. It helps in many ways, including stripping the body of toxins and excess weight.

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  6. sloop

    Fly. Been there done that. You young ones are lucky. Back in my day we had Malabar. This magic potion consisted of cow brain and cow groin I Kid you not!!! When mixed in a glass of milk it floated to the top in a slimy ball and we drank it with visions of women hanging on each arm and kicking their boyfriends ass with whatever else we had free

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    • metalleg

      How did it turn out?

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      • sloop

        Turned out great, I met my wife at the gym and now we’re both closing in on 60 getting fat and happy together. My one regret is I never took a single picture of that great body I worked so hard for. I was huge, it must have been the Italian blood that gave me the genes for it. NEVER took steroids

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  7. the profit

    The only saving grace in my portfolio is HABT. What a bust of a day. Tech, why have you forsaken us?

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  8. sloop

    Fly, is BALT low enough for you?

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  9. zuul

    You sound like a pharmacist.

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