I tried to ignore the tape. I took up some conversation with the gents who are installing my lights (I’m not going up there), chin-wagging about this or that. And then I was panic stricken, as I peaked at my smartphone to bear witness to the biggest and greatest fuckery of 2014. There isn’t logic behind the move lower in SLCA or BALT. However, it is happening whether I like it or not.
The commodity space has been dispatched, sent sea-worthy, into an ocean filled with amphibious dinosaurs. I am in a small boat, in the middle of said ocean, trying to paddle my way back to shore.
I thought Santa Claus loved me and would bring me presents. There is nothing but coal under my tree (extra BTU).
I am a bastard fool, a jackass of the first order. What are these stocks in my portfolio?
How much am I down today?
Well, my top three holdings are GPRO, YELP and COH. You do the math, fucker. I am dying over here, getting my balls boxed in– sad, angry, and vengeful all at once.
I’d like to tell you “The Fly will have his revenge soon. He will kill many people and send them away in ‘fag-boxes.’ But the truth of the matter is, I’ve been doomed all along. My arrogance and hideous display of decadence, both on and off the site, have brought me chickens and they are here to roost.
The downfall of “The Fly” is at hand. Bear witness as this gigantic icon falls and crumbles into 1 million pieces, never to be made whole again.
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Why is there a chic in the ‘fag-box’? What will happen to me ‘Balts’ laddy? Arrrrr…
How did she get there?
she dip bought uvxy one too many times.
Don’t forget the Baby Jesus Nativity scene.
I don’t believe in Jesus, just Santa Claus.
Amen.
Tonight “The Fly” will be forced to dine on hotted dogs and frenched fries from the dollar menu.
But i thought GPRO was launching a line of consumer drones????
Dr.%20Fly%20-%20There’s%20only%20one%20thing%20you%20can%20do….%20Grow%20your%20beard%20back%20as%20an%20offering%20to%20Krampus.%20He’s%20your%20sole%20hope.
Dr. Fly – grow back your beard as a pledge of allegiance to Krampus. He’s the only one that can save you now (but he will).
BALT and many other shippers are bargains here, I picked some up today. The world isn’t going to magically stop shipping things today.
BALT is still $2 above fair value
“Bear witness as this gigantic icon falls and crumbles into 1 million pieces, never to be made whole again.”
That is so blasphemous, you should ban yourself! Now repeat after me, “The Fly always wins, ESPECIALLY when it appears he is losing”.
Ayyyye.
All good and evil things must end.
We had great times about the internets, playing with stocks and such. I will now pursue a career in making cannons, to shoot clowns, such as myself, out from.
There seems to be lots of blood in the streets, what does the PPT suggest we buy? Which are the best-of-breed oil stocks? CHK can’t be it, DVN is good, but what about NBL?
i stole your time machine, fly.
GPRO will eventually win a major Department of Defense contract securing billions of revenue in exchange for building homeland drones. They will start at the military level and eventual trickle down to state and county level police force.
That little Baltic whore. But I won’t allow myself to be scared out of it on this dip. Let’s just see what happens.
Fly’s desperation is a buy signal, just like OA saying the likes of “I piss excellence” is a sell signal
All of you are sinners, which is why you lose money.
Emptied my account into BAS EOG and TRN. All with 10% stops. Capitulation; way overdone
Quit your whining. Kids whine. Suck it up Buttercup.
I will kill you where you stand Sir!
That’s better.
This post has shaken me to the core. Your words today will impact me forever.
The repercussions of your decision will be mind boggling.
You actually pay someone to put up your Christmas lights?
Yes, the house is too tall and I am not going up there to play with the bulbs. I have too much shit to do.
Kids bounce better than we do at that height.
Or just do what my mouth-breathing neighbors do: leave them up all year.
Your neighbors are vagrants.
Word.
At least your $HABT is in the lime light today!