It is coming. On the life of all of your loved ones, the rally is coming. If you listen very quietly, put your ears to the tracks, you can hear it steaming ahead. All of the hideous and unfashionable people are selling now, whilst eating franks and beans and listening to rock music from the 1970’s.
Those people, the Led Zepplin (sp?) crowd, are going to be dispatched and their heads turned into ornaments for my fucking X-mas tree.
Imagine yourselves on an island with beautiful women, drink, and platters filled with shrimps. You, just laying there, all sloth-like, being tended to by the woman of your dreams. That’s exactly what the market is going to feel like next week. All of your hedonistic, trollopy, dreams will come true, and more.
I’ve taken it upon myself to go ‘all in’ to this tape, without any regard for personal injury, both in the physical and mental form. “The Fly” is above the every day menial tasks and doesn’t worry about micro-managing his affairs. I’ve told this to you before and I will tell it to you again: everything works out in the end.
I have two positions that are more than 10% of my holdings: GPRO and TRN. I have one position that is between 5% and 8% of my holdings: ANET.
Those three stocks comprise almost 30% of my holdings. “Meaningful” comes to mind.
The lot of you can continue hiding under your blankets, urinating on yourselves at the first sign of danger. I invite it and welcome adversity.
WELCOME TO THE GREAT SET UP TO THE GREAT MELT UP OF 2014.
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I am, what can only be described as, “extremely long”…and that’s not just my wife talking.
I plan to greatly enjoy the extreme gluttony of the next 60 days, as the Turkey gods bless the United Steaks of America with an inflationary rally the likes of which we’ve never seen.
Balls to the proverbial great fucking wall. Godspeed
lets get some!
Gary K keeps predicting a big dump. All the signs are there. Not predicting, just telling you. whatever that means.
Fuck Gary K
I just want to know how long will this last for? What targets should be reached? Thank you.
XMAS
Have faith. CMAS
Love the screen name, FIGesmalls. Hilarious.
I feel like an olde fashioned bum, sitting under a tree in rural Pennsylvania. Dirty face, torn trousers, I am not fit for town. I sit here because I have nothing else to do and the idea of living is still a marginally positive idea to me.
I sit here an absolute mess, reeking of destitution and knavish moral fibers. I sit here under the tree that sits atop the Marcellus Formation. My, what a surprise.
Long SPY puts, in size, at the absolute least fashionable time for such an action.
Le Fly, sir, please: view this film – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw
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Do you suggest buying the most absurd shares with maximum leverage for gorilla sized profits?
What the fuck has the market been doing since October 15? (to my chagrin)
BALT??
Led Zepplin (sic.) was not nearly as good as Clapton or The Allman Bros.
Lead Zeppland
Are these holdings personal or managed or both?
Fly, I know you are still down a ton this year but can we get an exact ytd performance? my calc has it at -24%….lmk thanks!!!!
What is wrong with you?
Nice action in BALT Doctor. Have you average down yet?
Just noticed Chess is gone from blogs. Wassup with that?
Of course they will be dispatched, as they listen to Led Zeppelin and not the Grateful Dead