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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE TURKEY GODS ARE COMING

You have to be straight up stupid to short stocks ahead of a grande feast. If you know anything about America, you should know not to sell short stocks ahead of Thanksgiving. Not only will we stuff our fat heads with inordinate amounts of turkey, mashed potatoes and cranberries sauce, but we also will wake up retarded early the next day to trample over the weak to go X-mas shopping.

Black Friday beckons and gasoline is cheap. Are you really hell bent on selling short the shares of GPRO? Are you at all familiar with “The Fly’s” track record once he becomes obsessed with a stock?

You don’t stand a chance.

Sure, you can play parlour games and feign intelligence by heeding caution and spreading stupid rumors at your homosexual cocked tail parties. But, rest assured, my feathered friends are coming and they are going to peck away at your brains–once they get a hold (extra Stop n Shop) of you.

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6 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    Pumpkined pie with Cooled Whip is the best.
    Off to the County dump to unload some 35 years worth of accumulated “stuff.”
    It’s fun to fling bags over the concrete walls into the gigantic dumpsters.
    It would be funner if I was allowed to shoot at things and fling matches.

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  2. Trent J

    I hope people noticed OA’s $BITA call he made in AHWOA a couple nights ago… See BITA today, I didn’t get in on that one but was in on TWTR. OA has regained his fire.

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  3. zuul

    Not short, but long SPY puts in size. Will add on any strength. Or I may sell them on too much strength. I guess I will decide later.

    This is a formal challenge, Le Fly.

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  4. alf44

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    long SPY puts = short

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