KING DOLLARS, NASDAQS AND OIL BARRELS

All of these three things are feeding off one another, oddly enough.

Men of industry and substance, you are entering a golden era of American dominance, buoyed by its magnificent currency and NASDAQS. The oil barrels that once thwarted your very existence, forced you into trillion dollar wars, and made you open Mcdonald eateries in stupid places like Destin, ND are now over. The King Dollars that you hold in your wallet, the same King Dollars that a certain Dr. Benjamin Bernanke toiled tirelessly to protect and promote, are now the envy of the world. Supremacy has its advantages.

The Europeans have failed.

The Asians haven’t figured out finance yet.

And the South Americans/Africans are still throwing spears at one another.

America stands, sporting superior growth and margins. For every penny gasoline drops, the American fat cat grows $1.1 billion fatter. Now all of this is a lot for you to take in, on such an arduous morning, ahead of a GOP sweep, with futures pointing lower. You have predilections to fear the unknown and you miss the beatings from your middle eastern masters, about the face and chest from their oil barrel prices. But we’ve won the war. Our agents in the middled east, ISIS, are readily chopping off the heads of anyone who looks at them sideways. As a result, the entire region is paralyzed with fear, all the while the price of their oil barrels plummet to new lows.

I sold my largest oil position yesterday, CLR, and so should you. The dynamics of the industry are undergoing change and King Dollar is here to stay.

Ask yourselves this question: this great, grande tax cut, could it come a better, more opportune, time, ahead of our pagan holidays? I think not. I also think that our sovereign buying power, coupled with the surge of our equity markets, coupled with the collapse of commodities, is a win-win for anyone in the business of speculation and vacationing in well-to-do places on the european continent.