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I GRANT YOU TWENTY NASDAQS

Have a nasdaqary and enjoy the show.

We were supposed to trade lower today, as the poor Amazon missed their earnings estimates.

What to do with the poor Amazon?

Software stocks are clearly insane, led by N–which I happen to be long. There is a fervor grabbing hold of Wall street and I am hoping it will soon grip onto the shares of ANET, another one of my larger positions.

Gentlemen, I give you TWENTY NASDAQS on this friday afternoon, not as something to get giddy over–like little cleaning ladies laughing in the bathroom as they toil away at the grout– but as a token of appreciation for your attendance.

Enough with the laughing, now get back to work.

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31 comments

  1. og

    Getting bent over on GPRO. Knew the ride back to $84 was a gift to sell. Stupid me…

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    • bruce keller

      GPRO is making me sad because I wanted that one and it’s working out better than AMZN. 2nd time I’ve just missed it.

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  2. frazzledazzle

    I was hoping more for 72 Virgins

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  3. frazzledazzle

    market will rollover at ES 1969. Back in the summer of ’69!

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  4. J Livermore

    Breaking News: A large $BABA inadvertently entered a 7-11 store in mid-down. Confused and panicked, it demolished the shelves with its antlers and hooves. The animal was later hurded out of the store by the brave 7-11 store manager Shareef.

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  5. anton

    Nasdaqary, naztini, nasgroni, nazmopolitan, naz & soda, nazerac, nasarita, Nazhattan…

    Happy Hour begins at 4pm EST.

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  6. bonobo smores

    Like the sounds of that nasdaqary; perfect complement to the coming fuckery

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  7. superpositron

    Lately you’ve been channeling Jay Gould.

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  8. J Livermore

    “@The_Real_Fly: RT @NYTMetro: The coffee shop and restaurant visited by Craig Spencer are closed and being evaluated. Watch the briefing live: http://t.co/tEGMYTYBqP/s/YepA”

    Oh fuck. I’m drinking coffee right now. Im totally fucked!!!!!!

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  9. J Livermore

    Anyone ordering a Grand Latte at any coffee shop in NYC wil first have to submit to a body temperature screening.

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  10. Twoco

    Kinda new here…where can I find positions owned by The Fly?

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  11. Billy Cutting

    YOU get 20 Nasdaqs! YOU get 20 Nasdaqs! YOU get 20 Nasdaqs!

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  12. frog

    The UVXY long term hold people have left the building.

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  13. thenose

    i take away your all your nasdaqs and give you gpro at 55 next week

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  14. schizo168

    So? i am ALL IN VXX..!!

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  15. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Wuh??

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  16. prometheus

    Yo CLR! Which way you headed? And OAS worth a buy here?

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  17. schizo168

    hey can anyone explain why vxx is UP UP UP ?

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    • frog

      These less traded ETFs are strange. They don’t necessarily go in the direction they ought to. There was a time when natural gas plummeted. And the reverse natural gas ETF plummeted too. The companies that make the ETFs don’t promise anything.

      It’s interesting. VIX traders who guessed the market direction entirely wrong today are making good money anyway. And those who guessed correctly are losing their shirts today.

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  18. frog

    Or maybe it was the regular natural gas ETF that rose even though nat gas plummeted. With less traded ETFs you never know what fool think they’re going to do. People who want to trade ETFs should trade SPY or QQQ or something that everybody & their brother is trading, so the ETF company has some pressure on them to make the ETF work.

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  19. dewey dortmunder

    Next week should be down, should it not?

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    • frog

      Not necessarily, although one would think that, after a huge up week. Next week is Fed week, so if they say something people like…

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      • dewey dortmunder

        I see but I thought Aunty Janet was dotty and a waterhead.

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        • frog

          That doesn’t matter. Only matters if market participants, who are mostly waterheads themselves, like whatever words she says.

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