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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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A Fine Week

I’d love to write a longer blog, but I am seething with pent up anger due to non-business concerns. Let me add that the comments section is beginning to take on the characteristics of an 8th grade classroom.

The problem with being a person who consumes information on an industrial scale is the more you know and evolve as a person, the dumber everyone else is around you. This can lead to irrevocable differences, a split that cannot be rectified. I strongly advise you, the American beer swilling catamite, to read some books, other than the horseshit sports section in your local newspapers. You’ve become, all of you have become, first rate wagnerians of a very homosexual nature.

I’m off now, gone to handle my fucking chores.

By the way, thanks to the Ebola outbreak, there is still room left for some of you ingrates at our Vegas conference. I am 1,000% sure I am never, ever, doing this again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-CXdhBfvro

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40 comments

  1. halfbloodpope

    Good forethought on not hosting your conference in NY (Ebola) City.

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  2. mariofats

    Your the one who voted for the homo Obama.

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    • Dr. Fly

      No I didn’t you dumb shit

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    • TheHarper

      Yes, mariofats, you are right, Barack Obama, our President, a married man, is secretly a homosexual. He is masquerading as a straight man just to piss you off.

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  3. jpmorgains

    I will not turn it down.

    http://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU

    Its time to get krunk Fly.

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  4. TheHarper

    Oh, the proletariat, how you keep me young with laughter.

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  5. rigged game

    You don’t like record high stock markets brought to you by Obama? Then vote in REPUBLICANS, and your stocks will drop like fuckin’ STONES.

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    • frog

      WORD.

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    • steak

      God damn, you are a stupid man. Obama hasn’t done a thing to help the market. Redirect your praise towards the great Bernanke.

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      • rigged game

        Who appointed Janet Yellin, you fuckin’ RETARD?

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      • rigged game

        And I suppose you don’t think Obama deserves credit for getting the gas price down over $1, getting unemploymen down to 5.9%, and cutting the BUSH DEFICIT by three quarters?

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      There’s probably some truth to this.

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    • pirate

      Obama has courted Wall Street & the banks because they and his billionaire buddies (Buffet, Soros etc) have a mutually beneficial relationship. In the process he has screwed the vast majority of the USA (and yes, most are ‘beer swilling catamites’; however, I happen to value my beer swilling catamite fellow Americans, who drive the trucks, put out the fires and drive the cabs. Liberals are the biggest hypocrites; they claim to be for the ‘little guy’, they say the little guy needs welfare (not guns for self protection of course, or jobs that are outsourced), while they jet set in their limos and have armed bodyguards. Hey libs, if you really ARE for the poor and the little guy then GIVE THEM A BREAK and don’t flood the USA with cheap illegal labor, entice them to go on welfare and be dependent and overburden them with small biz regulations.
      The USA is great because it (or at least used to) allow ANYONE the chance to work hard and make it. We don’t need Socialism. Arrr..

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  6. newbalance

    i too identify with the “split”…i feel like im trapped in Idiocracy, all around me…

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  7. the hahpeh

    how many people have signed up for your conference, ill set the o/u at 7

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  8. widespreadpanik

    The average American is below average.

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  9. tradercaddy

    Have to be honest here and say I didn’t know what “wagnerians” were (as I am not Gay and not a fan of Wagner) and thought it had to do with Wagner Paint Sprays. But, alas, I figured it out.

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  10. dewey dortmunder

    Robert Wagner was no homo just ask Dr. Evil.

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    • tradercaddy

      Ohhhh.
      That Wagner.
      I thought he was writing about Rusty Wagner, owner of Wagner’s Auto Salvage Dump.

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      • tradercaddy

        My second choice was Honus Wagner, the ball player because Fly was writing about sports sections in the paper and such.
        But, I was pretty sure he wasn’t gay (I think).

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  11. dewey dortmunder

    I’m pretty sure that is Top Cat in your avi so you couldn’t have possibly heard of that opera Wagner, could you?

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  12. soupbone

    Folk bought the house next to me to accommodate their teenagers whom they failed to raise properly. Now the freaking place is nothing but coming and going in car loads. You can guess the rest.

    And now, the quarantine issue. I figure let all the international flights stop in Gander like they used to. A 21 day visit to the rock before hitting Manhattan should chill some of the superfluous travel habits and protect the continent from what could morph into an epidemic of ebola.

    You ain’t the only cranky one tonight.

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  13. juicy lickhermore
    juicy lickhermore

    nothing more dangerous than a homosexual eighth grader
    *delegates chores*

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  14. rigged game

    If you are so much for the little guy, put on the pressure for a $15 hour minimum wage.

    And a 110% tax on ALL income above $300,000.

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    • xxxhuggiebearxxx

      This is the single dumbest comment I’ve ever read.

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      • rigged game

        Oh – you are a SUBSIDIZER of WalMart, McD’s, etc who don’t pay decent wages, so the TAXPAYERS have to make it up via food stamps and welfare?

        I wanna rip all the money over $300K (PLUS 10%) away from the greedy corpratist officials
        and athletes and hedge fund managers and use it to boost
        incomes of the bottom 90%, and fix USA infrastructure.

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        • frog

          While what you say about WalMart is true, a 10% tax on ALL income above $300,000 is rather radical and extreme. I have never met a real individual who believes in such a thing.

          Are you serious? Or have you been hired to pretend to be socialist on Internet message boards, so as to get undecided voters frightened of the non-existent socialists in the U.S.– so that they will go out and vote Republican in the mid-terms?

          Fear sure sells a lot of products and politicians.

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  15. pirate

    “Obama: “You Can’t Get Ebola on a Bus” — Next Day Bus Quarantined in D.C.”

    http://thelastgreatstand.com/lgs/2014/10/25/obama-repeats-you-cant-get-ebola-on-a-bus-day-after-bus-quarantined-in-d-c/

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    • peterfr

      Why does nobody remember Reagan repeating false stories AFTER being shown the facts?

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      • pirate

        I didn’t know we were discussing the history of Presidents going back years. The issue NOW is when we vote next week do we want a rubber stamp congress for Obola’s executive ‘edicts’ or a congress that will say ENOUGH ALREADY.

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  16. pirate

    If Prez ‘Ebola’ is telling the truth about how you CAN’T get Ebola ‘casually’, then why did they shut down ‘Ebola Doc’s’ bowling Alley in Brooklyn? Why did they quarantine his Harlem apartment?

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  17. budh

    Obama is still angry about everything that happens and all the screw-ups of the administration.

    As if it’s not him!

    (Yeah, I read Krauthammer’s column)

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    • peterfr

      Oh, come on, that’s like blaming Bush for abandoning Afghanistan and fucking up Iraq.

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  18. alf44

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    “… Vegas Conference … I am 1,000% sure I am never, ever, doing this again.”
    —–

    Is Jeff Macke making unreasonable demands ?

    What is it ?

    A police escorted limo ride from the Airport to the Hotel ?

    Perrier water for his nightly “bath” ?

    ALL “brown” M & Ms be removed from the candy dish in his “dressing room” ?

    A personal physician “backstage” to administer a … ah hem … “B12 shot” ?

    SHEEESH !!!
    —–

    Fly, don’t you have “people” to handle these things ???

    .

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    • alf44

      .

      BTW, Sir !!!

      The “E-BOWL-A” pic on the Front Page did NOT go unnoticed … by me !!!
      —–

      WELL PLAYED !!!

      .

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  19. frog

    Remember we were discussing how the VIX products like UVXY were heavily green Friday, even with the market up a good amount. Well, that’s what the quotes said.

    Now this weekend the quotes say they were heavily red instead. Was anyone holding any of them? If so, was your holding revised from green to red over the weekend. What happened here?

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  20. danny1980

    INFY looks like a great play here in a good spot. Nice value software company looking for new highs

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