iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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IT’S A FIESTA!

Forget about the villainous market for a minute. Deep from within the bowels of the Amazon jungle, the banana trees reverberate from the melodies of samba music playing. Local town residents dance atop of straw tables and snap pictures of one another with their ‘VERYKOOL’ iFONs. Peace pipes filled to the brim with marijuana and cocaine are shared and the children chase one another, beating each other with long vines and coconuts.

Ladies and gentlemen, the iFON has broken loose.

Over this past weekend, in the FT, there was a story that said Google would target these very markets for expansion. I can tell you, after speaking with management, that they would be open to a sale of the company–being that they have carved out a nice niche in S America and lack the proper funding to expand globally. They operate a clean, profitable, business and have no need for funds. Very simply, this stock can run a great deal higher, maybe up to $7, before the bears can crawl out from their holes and declare it to be expensive.

Markets are ripping higher; but my utilities are still up though.

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22 comments

  1. j livermore

    $IFON Nachos Grande Senior Tropicana!!!!!!!

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  2. Option Addict

    VERYKOOL

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  3. j livermore

    Cocaine for everyone (extra Latin bold) !!!!!!!!!

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  4. matt_bear

    my south american urinal shadow confirmed existence of verykool’s early last week. saw them in person.

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  5. Mr. President

    The company’s website URL is a .net. LOLLLLLLL!

    verykool.net

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  6. Mr. President

    In all seriousness, Le Fly, is IFON your new FTK?

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  7. Jeff

    Why’s it up? Larger volume.

    IFON

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  8. tradercaddy

    I predict that after the IFON conference call Fly will report: El bebé no cesaba de llorar.

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  9. dfasd

    NUGT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. Bruce Keller

    NUGT BONERS!

    EVERYTHING BONERS!

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  11. Mister Jinx

    Wouldn’t surprise me if idiots think it’s somehow connected with Apple and/or the iPhone 6.

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    • tradercaddy

      Anything that has an “i” in front of the name is owned by AAPL.
      Everyone knows that. For example, iBankCoin is a tax dodge for AAPL. Fly is really a hired tax attorney and some of the AAPL profits are sent through the iBC corporate structure in the Netherland Antilles.

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  12. CMA

    SuperMegaVeryKool

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  13. Rags2Riches

    Sweet!

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  14. fhawk

    Brilliant writing… great imagery…this post made my lunch break!
    I’m long the stock, but is beside the point…

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  15. it is showtime

    Celebrating humpday early

    Nice humps. Juuuuuunk

    http://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=jnk

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  16. Patrick

    Many thanks for the IFON pick, Fly. You were all over this one.

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  17. Trent

    IIIIIIFFFFOOOOOONNNNNNNN! O-ER FREE DORRORS!!

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  18. justengineerit

    Nice call on the IFON. I should have jumped on that.

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