iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,417 Blog Posts

UP WE GO, KIDDO

Pandora Dan is getting his faced ripped off on national television, with his absurdly ridiculous bearish calls. Wall street 2.0 is back in the sewers and the market is at new highs. Everything is as it should be. Know your place. Play your role. Get out of my fucking way.

I made 0.8% today, led by TLT, JAZZ, ICPT, YELP, QIHU, PANW and SLCA–just to name a few.

Top picks: ZPIN, ZU and QIHU

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

24 comments

  1. TheMarketAce

    $GRUB another example of a recent IPO settling and subsequently breaking to new highs. Love the business model as well. Thoughts?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. (1)

    Will all end in tears. Promise.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. RaginCajun

    Poor Dan.

    Pandoria Dan, so funny.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. Trent

    NOT SO FAST DAN OUR TRADERS ARE FAST BUT NOT ALWAYS RIGHT

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. Halfbloodpope

    If you choose to entertain often and include that cost in your 5K/month tab then I commend you for your generosity. If not, you are raising a family of gluttons.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Dr. Fly

      This coming from the pharmacist who peddles narcotics to middle aged house wives.

      See to your own moral dilemmas and stop micro analyzing me.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Dr. Fly

      As an aside, it’s really unbelievable that you would make such a big deal out of what I said about my monthly food expenses. You took one small thing that I said and blew it way out of proportion, leaving behind the main point of the article.

      In no uncertain words, you are the very worst human being in the world.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. lookout

    Don’t look now, shippers are acting quite well. As is coal.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. rahagar

    TCEHY big company, powerful earnings today. Going higher.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  8. gorby

    Up 1% today-mostly large caps.Fuck
    China

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  9. ironbird

    What is wrong with the Natty Gas names? Buy the dip? FCG UPL CHK

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  10. OG

    I think I have a problem. These days I wake up every morning expecting to see that Yelp has gotten bought out.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  11. Halfbloodpope

    So does this mean I am uninvited to one of your lavish cocktail parties at the yacht club?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  12. bankindamonkey

    whats with the drop in IFON?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"