iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Tranquility

Normally I am ready to do battle, every single day. I man my trebuchet and lob incindiery devices into enemy encampments. But today I am a bit tired, something to do with getting a little less than 3 hours sleep. I saw the futures before I decided to nap and they were down 14. Then when I woke up they were down 10. The stupid jobs numbers came out and they went green. The market opened down, ever so slightly. And now, post ISM numbers, the market is green.

This is too much fucking drama.

I want to live in a sucker free world, a place where markets only go higher and money is printed for the benefit of a select few who are wise enough to invest in the stock market. The whack-a-mole aspect to this retarded industry, eventually, causes massive heart attacks.

Look, can’t you people just go to the homosexual opera and leave me alone? Most of my stocks are up right now. The weekend is just around the corner. The weather is perfect and I have things to do. I don’t enjoy having to do scold you like this–but something has to change. You can’t keep bouncing around the office like that, in search for short positions. You’re gonna get yourself killed.

“The Fly” is all about zen and how it pertains to a non-violent work environment. Let us see the market higher today without any back and forth, small skirmishes that prove nothing, sort of like the south seceding from the union–only to get their asses and cities burned to a cinder later.

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31 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    “stocked” market …

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  2. johnny joker

    Le Fly – my “gnome” (looool) tells me that your prediction for today will come true

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  3. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    My prediction is playing out…market opens up early, only to get faded. Buy the dip shortly here.

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  4. speerothekid

    445 wins
    1 loss

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  5. Dr. Fly

    off to take a ‘power nap’. Wake me up if the marker gets ugly.

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  6. acehood

    The PPT is zen. I’m off to walk the dog, get a haircut and eat a sandwich.

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  7. GM

    This party is very nearly over.
    The next party will not be in the S&P, but elsewhere.
    Troubled times lay ahead. The ‘reset’ is due in 2017/18.
    Those aware of the mechanics of the ‘reset’ will gain by 1000% plus via the ultimate hedge.
    Good luck traders, there is an easier way.

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  8. lplongo

    Go buy some nice bacon at the PA Dutch market on 27 – love that place. Stay away form those croquettes, though.

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  9. rahagar

    Buy China, the markets, not the cheesy dishes that womens want.

    And tell someone that 12631 is broken this AM…can’t get back on.

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  10. frog

    EVEN CRAMER DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO THINK

    (going all in Monday. u mad?)

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  11. og

    Pop into crap.

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  12. smartestone

    looks like TLT finally do its job

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  13. Ohthe BOMB

    Seems you picked a piss poor time for entry.

    Are you YELPing now?

    http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2014/07/29/the-allocation-is-nearly-complete/

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  14. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Your keyboard must have slipped … incendiary.

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  15. JDF

    Rarely would I do this….but a truer matrix has never been produced.
    http://youtu.be/0_yj-ZNi9DI

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  16. JPMorgains

    Speaking of ZEN, that one is on the watch list. Watching for a break of 18 to the upside.

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  17. og

    Down 4% from ATH and I fee like I’ve died a little inside. lol

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  18. smartestone

    would like to see this market pullback 20%..won’t happen but it would be nice just because of the great buying opportunities that would present themselves

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  19. Bruce Keller

    SPX -1.2% EOD

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  20. Capeless Wonder

    SA articles will no longer be included in yahoo finance… Kudos Le Fly

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    • Bruce Keller

      You mean this might start some type of contagion that can’t be stopped?

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  21. Bruce Keller

    Bunch of dip buyers about to lose some money.

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  22. j livermore

    Whenever I refer someone to this blog, I do it with my jaw jutted and in my best Thurston Howell III voice.

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  23. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    I am losin my shirt.

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  24. ironbird

    Sounds like in between tee times a pen of polarization is about to be unleashed while congress in on vaca. Boolish.

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