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A Rally is Coming

I did indeud take a ‘power nap’ and I feel great. Apparently, the cleaning ladies dusted all around me when I was asleep. You could have detonated a grenade in the room next to me and I’d sleep through it. Looking at the charts, it appears I missed out on some grief and some buy the dip moments. Let’s face it, these are the moments we relish. We only realize it in hindsight–mostly because we’re too afraid to put ourselves out on a limb.

Bear in mind, when I say “we” I mean it in the royal sense, as I am nothing like you (lolz). I’ve never been afraid to lose money and I sometimes dare mother market to do her worst, which she certainly did back in April and May of this year.

Reversals abound. You know the stocks that I like–but it’s somewhat meaningless when in a state of oversold. Everything will go higher, led by the stocks that dropped the most.

Stay long chinese burritos. Buy some TLT as a hedge and prepare to enjoy the upward slope.

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44 comments

  1. No One

    Stockmarket: Where anal fucking never ends.

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    • clegger_2000

      The market doesn’t have to hurt; http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7fjC/osphena

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      • No One

        Does it work for the ass or just vag?

        “a treatment for moderate to severe painful intercourse, a symptom of changes in and around the vagina”

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        • fred

          No One, your comments really make me laugh. It’s so true. So, so true. In late march I got out entirely after the nasdaq trolled me for …. no particular reason. And watched as it went up and up and up for …. no particular reason. Ba economic news? Who cares, another rally rally rally! I feel like the stock market would best be anthoropomorphized by David Spade or Dave Foley, in their most snarky sarcastic manner. “Oh, look at me, I’m RALLYING, see me RALLY? Oh, you’re missing the opportunity, see that? I’m just monotonically going up, for months on end, good news, bad news, doesn’t matter to me, it’s all the same. Oh, you finally want to give me your money again? GOT YOU! GOT YOU AGAIN! Down 300 points! I was just waiting for YOU so I could troll YOU again, ha ha!

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    • Sazfurb

      I laugh way too hard at this hahaha

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  2. rangersfan

    As you say master.

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  3. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    With so many stocks to choose from why focus on the burritos that are most prone to induce indigestion? I think you like the pain (no Freud).

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  4. Billy Cutting

    Fully rested for your mutton..enjoy dinner Boss Fly..I’m sure were all subject to gain from this legendary meeting of minds

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  5. I Am Jesse Livermore
    I Am Jesse Livermore

    went long some SPY calls at the close. i still think we could see 1900ish before its all over.

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  6. bchu12

    Fly, what are some of your favorite chinese burritos at the moment?

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  7. Noni Kavuri

    I’m currently long LEJU and short TSLA @ $236. The momentum stocks took an asswhooping today, except Tesla and Linkden. As fly said before, a lot of them are broken after the April. I don’t like the weakness in Small Caps, as they are leaders of a Bull market, and the Russell has been diverging from the other indices since post July 4th. The double top is still in play.

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  8. clarkevii

    TLT looks like the best thing out there to me

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  9. jimmy_two_times

    Enjoy a nice glass of Remy Martin Champagne cognac (if your local eatery will have it), with the other iBC contributors this weekend .. very smooth.

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  10. sia

    I think there is a good chance markets will go lower very soon. Everyone and their mom has been afraid of buying this market and has been missing out. That has made people very uncomfortable, even as this market rallies. One little sign that there are no dip buyers and panis will insue.

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  11. I Am Jesse Livermore
    I Am Jesse Livermore

    I think we see a bounce in SPX to 1950ish then a flush down. Supports at 1900ish, 1880ish, 1850.

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  12. surplusdroids

    Dow 40 billion!

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  13. it is showtime

    Cut half my UVXY, Took some SD and RSX

    I flagged JNK a couple weeks ago (no one cared) It was a break to be watched, and since then has become significant

    Off lows today. Reversal “possible”, But heres hopin, along with our “big” 2.5% drop it is a crack in this whole thing

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    • Ohthe BOMB

      In the “Crash of 1987”, every huge downday saw a last half hour rally of 20 to 40 Dow points.

      I think the hallmark of a downdraft is late rallies, to stimulate false hopes.

      When everything closes ON ITS LOW, that the signal for a turnaround.

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  14. angrybear168

    I disagree Fly, won’t that easythis time. This wont be the real low, market will bounce to shake out weak and breakout shorts then proceed to trap dip buying bulls and going to a new low later which maybe buyable. My take —– https://www.tradingview.com/v/aO36N8T8/

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  15. JPMorgains

    Le Fly can you peep the fundies on this XNET? I am not qualified.

    Opp says market perform, JPM says overweight with $16 PT

    Quiet period ends 8/4

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  16. gamble site

    You really make it appear so easy together with your presentation however I to find this matter to be really something that I believe I might by no means understand. It sort of feels too complex and very huge for me. I’m looking ahead in your next submit, I’ll attempt to get the grasp of it!

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  17. E. Bowel uh

    Ebola to arrive in Atlanta today… Proving Albert Einstein’s definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result.

    Doctors treating it taking “every precaution” contracted it… So we are going to send them to the US… But it’s okay because they assure us it is safe since the doctors treating them are taking “every precaution” so they will not contract it.

    So we got that going for us….

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  18. E. Bowel uh

    “*WHITE HOUSE SAYS `NO INDICATION’ OF EBOLA RISK TO U.S.”
    Judging by their track record, they are a GREAT contrarian indicator. There is never a better time to panic about Ebola!

    So put up one of those mosquito tents over your bed, become a vegetarian so you can’t eat animals that have been bitten by Mosquitos with Ebola and avoid bodily fluid exchanges, particularly blood transmission (I’m talking to you heroine users!). Also avoid unprotected sex. If you don’t, get tested for STDs… And consider a positive test a successful one… Because if you contract Ebola, you’ll wish you had herpes instead!

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  19. Trading_Nymph

    Fly, Didn’t you say we can have our nice sell off in August, when the Feb Sell Off was in full strength? It’s August and this Bear is so needing a horrible rotten market. China’s Copper Ponzi Scheme is under full investigation, Chinese can’t borrow using copper anymore, My entire thesis of this bubble is hinging on a Massive Sell Off, heck it should have sold off at 1755 SPX, not sure why this Feb-July 2014 rally happened at all?? Guess like Mr. Partridge says “Tops take time”. So you promised, I want my sell off. 🙂

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  20. Bruce Keller

    So how many people think we will correct first and then go to new tops? I see a lot of people thinking that lately. Shrugz.

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    • Woj

      We bounce this week. Too oversold not to. NYMO only gets this oversold a few times every couple of years. That or crash. I wouldn’t bet on the latter though.

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      • Trading_Nymph

        Chinese can’t borrow anymore using commodities since the scandel and EU looking at deflation problems makes the commodity sector look like garbage. Plus, a lot of Oil Russian Speculators hurting. All of this stupid Five Year Bubble has been fueled by this aided with Central Bank Action. Once the Mega rich start to get hurt with these commodity plays, they will want their money back and the house of cards we have created collapses…Bubbles always Pop.

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  21. newbalance

    i have ZERO market peak indicators..BUY on weakness.

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    • Bruce Keller

      Probably. RUT has already corrected almost 10%. COMP is holding up relatively nicely. DJI is mostly defensive type stocks right? Out of the big three they have the most damage, while the more speculative COMP has less… lots of companies have had good earnings. Might consider going long again Monday at least tech or solar.

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      • Bruce Keller

        Just kidding gonna use tomorrow’s bounce to get some PCLN and maybe CMG puts.

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