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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Russia Will Bow Down to Our Divine Power

Who cares about Russia? Since when have they meant anything to us at all? Our companies are dependent upon China and Europe. The soviets will now begin to understand their place in the world, underserving to sit at the table of nations because they are a rogue, corrupt and tirelessly evil regime. American industry will sap the life from the Russian markets, forcing their oligarchs to beg for our treasury bonds. As such, Le Fly smartly placed 25% of his assets in TLT today.

TWTR is through the roof, higher by 25%. Wow.

My allocation is complete. Go in peace or leave in pieces.

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48 comments

  1. Geezer

    I understand your feelings about RUBI, been there bro.

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  2. OG

    Sold 30% of my TWTR last week. Doh!!!

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  3. it is showtime

    out RUBI @11.22

    Standing on the shoulders of Giants

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    • Noni Kavuri

      Why did you hold through earnings? So damn risky.

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      • it is showtime

        “lucky” entry at 9.30

        You are correct but for me it wasnt risky

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        • Noni Kavuri

          Small position? Ever since I got burned on the AMD earnings play, I’ve stayed away. Unless you have insider information, earnings are coin flips.

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          • moneysmith

            It was less risky than most of the things!

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          • Noni Kavuri

            My two current positions are GOGO(looking for it to break out of it’s consolidation for last 3 weeks of between $16-$17) and YOKU(looking to get in on the Chinese action on a reco from Rajin Cajun)

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          • The Fly

            How was it less risky you stupid shit?

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          • moneysmith

            Just because you got out of it!

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  4. Marc David

    Huge Hat tip to ChessNWine for pointing this out and his excellent entry point. Damn fine work Chess.

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  5. Mr. President

    TWTR SON

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  6. bear54

    Fly
    Euro countries do not have a choice , but to rely on Russia for power for few years at the least. US does not have any issue though

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  7. UncleBuccs

    Those abs are most definitely airbrushed. The prez has been gobbling way too many hotdogs, of late….

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  8. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    Bought back some more TNA on this twitter news…..small caps looked pretty strong today. After this GDP number gets out of the way, we should be off to the races.

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  9. Ohthe BOMB

    Russia is a lot less rogue, corrupt and tirelessly evil than
    the good ole “Policeman” USA.

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  10. budh

    Putin is a honeybadger. He doesn’t care. He’s super popular at home (inRussia) his position is secure, he can be an asshole if he wants.

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  11. Jon V

    Still holding the LEJU, hat tip to Fly

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  12. Formergeek

    Wasn’t that nice of Old Yeller(n) to try and get us out of FB, TWTR and the rest so her friends could try and get the shares cheap. Same ol same old

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  13. Noni Kavuri

    case in point about earnings, Buffalo Wild Wings beat earnings estimates, but is still getting punished. Anyone know why?

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  14. bonobo snores

    Ask BP if Russia matters, down big today because of sanctions

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  15. Frog

    That’s quite a cool picture of Obama in all the glory of his divine power.

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  16. J Livermore

    Fly, on my drive home, I was called a “white cracker bitch” by an African American woman. The first time ever to my face. I refrained from using the “N” word in my response. What I really wanted to tell her was to go suck Al Sharpton’s dick.

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    • budh

      That’s terrible! Blacks have never been insulted by white people.

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      • J Livermore

        Indeud. It never crossed my mind to tell her to go find a job, or throw a dollar bill at her and yell “go pay your rent black person”.

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    • The Fly

      You should never respond in kind.

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      • J Livermore

        So it is written in the code of a true gentleman.

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        • The Fly

          Your true victory lies in the fact that she degraded herself in public and you kept your cool. Later on tonight, she will be bothered by her own behavior, not yours.

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          • J Livermore

            I understand. Unfortunately for her pimp, she might not be at the top of her game this evening.

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          • UncleBuccs

            J.L. – I’m often flipped off for driving too slow. What infraction could you have possibly committed that would invoke such vernacular from a fellow citizen?

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          • J Livermore

            I used my blinker to merge left. She was a car length behind me and sped up to block me. I proceeded to merge anyway. It was either that or drive into the ditch. She was out to get “the man” well before I encountered her.

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          • J Livermore

            In any event, I’m off to go collect the proceeds from my $X trade, compliments of Option Addict (again).

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          • UncleBuccs

            OK. Thanks for curing my curiosity, Congrats on your X winship!

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  17. Asshole Bob

    “Some people don’t need affirmative action to develop the necessary skills to make money”.

    “You’re right, I’m White… Victory me… ”
    “As white Drake would say, Started from the top, I’m still here”

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  18. Asshole Bob

    Wait… Was any of that racist?!

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    • only

      Above the urinals at work, someone has posted a pair of drawings showing how to and how not to properly urinate.

      The individual in the “how not to piss” drawing is black. Coincidence? Subliminal racism on the part of the artist? Your call.

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  19. Asshole Bob

    I kind of feel like Putin could fuck us up big time via Subs launching nukes… If there is any Mario not to fuck with on the war front other than the US… It’s probably Russia… Some people say it’s North Korea, but they’re like the kid that swings it’s arms wildly and all you have to do is push your hand gently on their foreheads and they can’t hurt you

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  20. rahagar

    If Pooty wants to screw over the U.S. he just finishes unloading his treasuries.

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  21. Dr. Fly

    You’re all racist savages

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  22. No One

    We are all tied up to this rat race now. No turning back, no looking back.

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  23. jimmy_two_times
    jimmy_two_times

    Everyone seems to think the Russians and Chinese have a nuclear option by unloading treasuries. Only thing that would happen is price would drop in the near term while every fixed income manager picks up tsy at a discount. unlikely to have any long lasting impact. Too much attention paid to this.

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  24. Flyboy

    TWTR=pets.com

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  25. Flyboy

    Buy TZA, SLV and NUGT

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