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TIME TO PLAY LOTTO

Chinese burrito lotto stocks are ripping heads off this morning, led by SFUN, TEDU, GOMO, NQ, and LEJU. Funny thing is, most of those stocks were on my buy list yesterday, but I opted for GOGO instead. The essence of speculation is present in the market. I seriously doubt the bears can mount any serious assault on the markets today–as they are left reeling in short positions, the likes of PBYI, and they don’t have a way out.

You thought you were smart and sold short PBYI yesterday; now your account is at zero.

I am fully invested–but have a great deal of new money coming in. My mandate is to crush the S&P 500 and kick it down an idle manhole. I am going to do exactly that.

Did you hear what I said, god damn it?

Speculation is back and so are the lotto plays.

Top picks: GOGO, JAZZ, JMEI

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26 comments

  1. nd4spdgt

    Where are you at for the year %-wise?

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    • Dr. Fly

      Your questions are intrusive and I refuse to converse with idiots like you.

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      • nd4spdgt

        Mannn… you used to voluntarily share this info. No need to be bashful. I peaked in March and still haven’t recovered from the panic that followed.

        You vowed to crush the S&P. I’m just trying to gauge the scale of aforementioned crushing.

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        • Dr. Fly

          Do you know why I am not answering you? It’s because you’re full of shit. Do you think I don’t know who you are? I let the firewall down and all the miscreants come crawling out from their safe harbor.

          Well I am here to tell you to RUN FAST from this place. Get out now.

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          • nd4spdgt

            I don’t even know what that means. I’m really not trying to troll you here. Just asking a sincere question.
            I’m a PPT member. Surely, that’s gotta count for something.

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          • J Livermore

            You heard him, GET OUT AT ONCE !!!

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          • Dr. Fly

            Everyone says they are a member. If you are a member, ask the same question inside those hallowed halls. You will receive a totally different answer.

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  2. youknowitsme

    Fly you are schizophrenic.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Even if I was, your opinion would be utterly meaningless, unless of course you are qualified to offer a diagnosis.

      Well are you?

      I didn’t think so. Go drown yourself in a can of budweiser, you filthy animal.

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      • youknowitsme

        Don’t really need to be qualified here, all one has to do is read your daily diatribes to make the determination of schizophrenia. Don’t get me wrong. You can write as well as F. Scott Fitzgerald on his most drunken day, but evn he had a mental illness.

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        • Dr. Fly

          You have no idea what schizophrenia means. Stop feigning intelligence. It’s very pseudo of you.

          And it was Zelda who was insane, not Scott.

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  3. matt_bear

    can i transfer my assets with my current hedge fund manager over to you?

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  4. TJWP

    Fly, I don’t know how you deal with these retards on the day to day and still feel like sharing on this side of the paywall but big props to you. FIG.

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  5. halfbloodpope

    Any opinions on PVA?

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  6. Gorby

    Mr. Fly. Go have a tea.It will calm you
    down.You will win so don’t worry
    about it

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  7. fuck her RIGHT in the pussy guy
    fuck her RIGHT in the pussy guy

    Mr Fly, next time you suggest buying Chinese stocks your ass will be banned!

    Have you tried video poker machines? Better odds and less risk.

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  8. Blackbeardz

    besides the fact the avatar beside the name was just wrong

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