iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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MAY THE #TIMESTAMP BE WITH YOU

And also with you.

Do not let your short position in OPEN get you down, seeing it ripped out from your chest cavity and placed on the tabernacle. The saintly shares of YELP and ANGI shall follow suit.

NOTE: PCLN is acquiring OPEN for $103 per share. Expect to see those short YELP and ANGI perish today.

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust.

Amen.

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29 comments

  1. Jon v

    What a tool Keith McCullough is

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  2. Jennifer

    He’s part of new wall, whatever that is…

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  3. Danny1980

    Good lord if you were short OPEN yesterday you might as well go apply for food stamps today! Holy hell! If Bears didn’t already have it bad you take a 40% Jon Jones style spin kick to the Dick

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  4. k_melancon

    Glad I listened to you on ANGI and XON – maybe I should listen more….

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  5. jules

    Another loss for Canada. They just keep on piling up these days.

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  6. matt_bear

    i’m holding yelp calls, but wish i had open.

    instant 40-50baggers for those people, at the expense of open shorter’s souls.

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  7. Danny1980

    Matt I sold those in a fit of frustration yesterday! FML

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  8. Raul3

    Bill’s face causing a shat response across the bear complex this morning.

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  9. matt_bear

    if you’re going to short individual names, you do it with puts, not shorting stock. Your small amount of open puts would be worth $0 and you move on.

    the yelp 15min chart looks like a large African spear right now.

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  10. Cascadian

    Booked my YELP profits. Thanks OPEN.

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  11. matt_bear

    Fly- did you see Putin sent Bush a birthday present?

    Honor amongst soldiers. Putin doesn’t give a shit about Obama.

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  12. JTU

    DRNA getting beat up a second day while SGEN is holding up and RPTP is having an incredible run!
    Is it time to dump DRNA?

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  13. DaLuke

    Sold TEDU @ 11.45

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  14. TJWP

    Not that we are in this game to be right, but vindication does feel good every once in a while. Clairvoyant call.

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  15. noodleboy

    One reason to Buy. Moby Dick Moby Dick/ I’m on the hunt/ Moby dick

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  16. OG

    You think they still get over $100 on a takeout?

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  17. flyaway18

    Still bearish on CREE, you considered it a potential short but I think it may also be an acquisition target.

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  18. flyaway18

    Oh, this was for Chess, sorry

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  19. ctb007

    I love it when the shorts get Mollywhopped!

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  20. JTU

    The run on biotech stocks may be over for now.

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  21. Sloop

    You can time stamp this BABY!! NQ in at 7.27 with 10K shares

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  23. GATES

    Are you people NUTS? you are picking up nickels in front of a steam roller – more power too you – but FLY! I know, that you know, this is NOT a recovery – this is FED intervention that cannot go on forever… you are playing Russian roulette my friend.

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  24. Bruce Keller

    I did not have much of it, but I did have a lowly YELP 69 that was expiring Friday, it was a paltry .10 Thursday and I think I got it for .40. It was a Hero on Friday though!

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