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YOUR ERECTIONS WILL SOON BECOME FLACCID

All of you manure eaters, bragging about your short positions, offering me expert financial advice on the markets, will soon see those god damned perverted erections cut off, and nailed to the wall.

Do you hear me you faggots?

Nailed to the wall!

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50 comments

  1. jimmy_two_times

    with God’s speed.

    Long TQQQ and TNA calls for May.

    Giddy up !

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    • swallow

      Post your P&L smart ass

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      • jimmy_two_times

        just swallow shit for brains. joint the PPT.

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        • Swallow

          Comment doesn’t make sense so I’m guessing a P&L from such an illiterate would be like a Dexter blood splatter – all red!

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  2. negrodamus

    Pure liquid ketamine for everyone

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    • Jennifer

      I’m getting long DIS the picks in this forum is rubbish! Mickey Mouse gonna get bent over y’all.

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  3. SGT HARTMAN

    The damage has been done. Day traders lose again. And by the time the technical traders get “confirmation” it’ll be too late.

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  4. JPE

    Staying long myself but not adding and I didn’t like the price action today. Have no desire to add longs are be short.

    The one play I see is to short the Euro big time. Other than that I’m out.

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  5. butchbr73

    ssshhh… i hope the f’ers keep shorting.

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  6. og

    Funny, I think I did get erections a couple times while watching Rome. 🙂

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  7. alf44

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    … LONGS (that were in losing trades) … prolly shoulda used today’s “bounce” … as an opportunity to reduce “LONG exposure” …

    …alas … many chose to “dig a deeper hole” … “spin the chamber” … in a potentially devastating game of “Russian Roulette” !!!

    (ah hem … no pun intended)

    GLTY !
    .

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    • alf44

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      Erections WILL BE “cut off” !!!!

      I’m pretty certain of that !!!

      Prolly just NOT the ones “imagined” !!!

      LOL
      .

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      • The Fly

        All due respect Alf, last time you were short the market rallied 3000 points shortly thereafter.

        You’ve always been short and I can’t remember as time when you weren’t .

        I think it’s time for you to fess up to your short coming, get down from that perch built from paper.

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        • alf44

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          … all due respect, you have NO WAY of

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          • alf44

            … as I was saying …

            … you have NO WAY of knowing my “Market Bias” over the last many months … because you silenced me for reasons only you know !

            I can assure you I have been both LONG and SHORT … this Market in the period since !

            I have ALWAYS been a fan and a supporter of you … you KNOW that !

            I remain a fan ! FWIW
            .

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          • The Fly

            I am an Alf fan too. Ask Jeremy. I fought others who wanted to ban you for a long time, until you became unhinged.

            Please…DO NOT BECOME UNHINGED AGAIN and remember to take your lithium pills.

            Back to my point: you were short and were open with your trades, so kudos for that. But you were wrong at the time of your posts.

            JUST TO BE CLEAR…

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          • alf44

            .

            … so condescending !!!

            —–

            You have practically been suicidal of late … and you REALLY want to play the “Lithium Card” ?

            REALLY ???

            .

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          • The Fly

            I never denied needing a bit myself, Alf

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  8. ironbird

    The geniuses in the futures pits have been pacified by dope laced milk and cookies tonight. It is under full Grandma Yellen control.

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  9. Jennifer

    Today was the day to get long writ large

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  10. JPE

    Fly

    Why do you allow degenerates with 1970’s moustaches like ALF exist on here?

    Rollie Fingers wannabe gentleman that are short should be BANNED!

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    • The Fly

      Alf was banned. He is one of many creatures whom I granted leniency in this troubling time for me, to offer me comfort by expert financial advise.

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      • alf44

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        “CREATURE” ???

        REALLY ???
        —–
        Do I REALLY deserve THAT ???

        REALLY ???
        —–
        Good Luck, “Fly” !!!

        SERIOUSLY !!!
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        • The Fly

          I meant it in the most endearing of ways

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        • ironbird

          Relax Alf. You fucking imploded and thru the hallowed halls of justice. You were granted clemency. Be thankful and wiser.

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  11. JTU

    Fly, HIMX is down over 38% in the last 30 days. I’m thinking of adding here. What do you think of their prospects?

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  12. JPE

    Well if this is the case then where is Devil dog?

    Did he chop his penis off yet?

    Fly, just don’t let the inmates take over the insane asylum. BAN people when needed. Cheers!

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  13. ironbird

    Grandma Yellen will get a full 4 hours of old people sleep then gracefully go Benihana on the still dozing shitters. It is only a matter of dementia time.

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  14. jesus

    yellen is up at 4 am having breakfast with tea

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  15. ironbird

    The Nikkei needs the feeding tube removed. Make it try.

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  16. Jenny from the block
    Jenny from the block

    Used to have nuthin now I gotta lot. Waiting for Benny on on the block, need that re-up like I need to suck a cock. I’m just Jenny from the block.

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  17. razorsedge

    up at 3am to see the blood moon…amazing….gb

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  18. Jeremy

    Futures still not up!?! My analysis (guess) says another down day..

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  19. Discoordinated

    Devil dog is one of the glowy things at the end of the first Star Wars trilogy now.

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  20. Sam

    I sincerely hope I never run into any of you crazies in real life.

    Other than that, never change.

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  21. Bill

    fly, how much u down ytd? gotta be a pretty large number imo

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  22. James

    thanks for mentioning The Big Picture site yesterday, no offense but it blows this blog out of the water

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  23. Noni Kavuri

    Futures looking good, need some solid earnings to get the bear shitters running for the gates.

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  24. J Livermore

    Great picture and headline combination. So funny.

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  25. J Livermore

    I found an article on Jennifer at this link.
    http://seriesandtv.com/swamp-people-season-3-premieres-thursday-february-9-10pm-on-history/8073

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  26. dvk1970

    I just so a guy nailing big cut off erections to a wall…wtf?

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  27. DownTick

    Nailed to the wall. Sigourney Weaver Aliens reference?

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