You overstayed your welcome, young prince. You got gluttonous when you should have covered your shorts. All of the mouths on the television were moving rapidly a few days ago, screaming atop of roofs begging for you to get out of stocks. These are small men with even smaller balls.
Always remember that crashes are low probability bets. If you are playing for one, you might as well take up a career at professional lottery player too, because you’re destined for failure.
Nothing to brag about here, as I have my face and ribs mashed in real good–battered from these bastard “big data cloud” plays.
According to my bullish game plan, this continues throughout the day, closing near the highs. We might get a final flush out tomorrow or the day after, just to make it a little interesting. Once earnings come out (look at CTCT), showing how incredibly crazy people were for selling growth stocks, we’ll be removing the private parts from the bears again in no time at all.
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I missed the move on CTCT. Shoulda known after both UConn teams won championships.
i have a large weiner
Chick with a dick.
Betting on a crash = playing the lottery. Excellent advice.
Jennifer has a large weiner tucked deep in her pimple covered bum!
nah bruh its dat cray cray batch nymph who thinks shortin da market is amazeballs dat got dem dimps up in her yams, dont get it twisted ya little fuck boy
I bought into IFON…Fly really feeling
this one on Stocktwits.
It’s a great little micro cap.
What ails yelp?
All:
I bought TZA calls for the lady who makes markets go down.
Sincerely,
Rong Xu
sissy. you bailed on your YELP right when it is bout to go straight up
The Fly always wins, even when he is losing steamer trunks full of money. That is why they call it funny money.
I hope we can close at the days highs. These momos cannot be trusted right now.
They move guidance for this quarter higher by $1.5M on a $78M base… and that is good for 28%… I don’t think so.
Rong Xu’s Positions:
Short BBBY from 67.29
Long GOOG APR 19 570 at 11.20
Long TTWO at 20.35
Long SINA APR 19 52.50 at 3.55
Long TZA APR 19 16 at .71
Long GS MAY 17 165 at 1.60
And of course:
Long YELP APR 19 70 at 1.1 🙂
My equity has been liquidated. 🙁
Sincerely,
Rong Xu
shut up.
ONE BILLION LASHES FOR RONG XU. HOW DARE HE DEFY HIS GODS! TO THE FURNACE TO DIE A FEIRY DEATH. YELP TO 70 WITHOUT HIM!!!!
Sincerely,
Rong Xu
That’a a lot of lashes.
its much quieter around here this afternoon.
Speaking of Big Data Cloud recoveries, Fly what do you think of TXTR? Very beaten down, and seems to be bouncing nicely. 36.5% of the float short going into earnings near the end of the month.
AS foretold, YELP 70. Now, where is my family’s samurai sword upon which I will throw myself?
Sincerely,
Rong Xu.