iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Yellen wore a beard and threw a kilo at the market.

Fed minutes were exceedingly dovish.

As you were.

UPDATE: I bought AFOP, BLOX and MA.

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29 comments

  1. metalleg

    May you recoup all losses and move on to even greater prosperity.

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  2. clegger_2000

    Yellen looks calm cool and collected in your pic. 🙂

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  3. Rong Xu

    I have fooked myself selling my YELP early!!!! Please, Mr. Fly, teach me to have balls of mexican steel like you.

    Sincerely,

    Rong Xu

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  4. Juice

    nice pic

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  5. Boss Jim Gettys
    Boss Jim Gettys

    Best Pic EVER!

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  6. @jmichaelgilbert
    @jmichaelgilbert

    Thank you Grandma Yellen for extending the party curfew (on a weeknight too!) and refilling the punchbowl. Next up: group crochet.

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  7. Federal Reserve Chair, Janet Louise Yellen
    Federal Reserve Chair, Janet Louise Yellen

    #BRICKSQUAD #BRICKSQUAD #BRICKSQUAD #BRICKSQUAD #BRICKSQUAD #BRICKSQUAD

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  8. Uglyflint

    Fly becoming a legend by the pics alone.

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  9. gorby

    All my positions up today even $GE

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  10. Johnrotten

    Balls of Mexican steel and a prick too big for any guillotine!

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  11. Sam

    How dare you make fun of Yellen and her afternoon routine on Twitter. Beg forgiveness now.

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  12. elizamae

    I home Greg Solomon’s IT guys have the pipes opened wide for the flood of redirected traffic he will be receiving in the near future.

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  13. matt_bear

    That gets pic of 2014 vote.

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  14. DirkD

    Once again, the PPT NAILED IT.

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  15. Raise taxes, lower spending
    Raise taxes, lower spending

    How is GOGO looking these days?

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  16. Mr. President

    Merlin is readying himself for an appearance…

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  17. Rong Xu

    All:

    I have just received a shakedown from the FTC regarding my posts here. They are worried that I will soon be start a trading service that does not comply with the 33 and 34 Securities Acts. Then I recieved a call from YELP letting me know that for only $60000 a month, they will hide my Rong Xu’s 3249819 one star reviews and only show my own 5 star review. While I feel that YELP has cornered the extortion market better than Capone, I could not stand for it.

    Accordingly, I sold out of all my YELP (non above 70) and have flipped SHORT! That’s right, I am now bearish on YELP.

    May death come to me quickly.

    Sincerely,

    Rong Xu

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  18. snoozemr

    Wow, Dennis Gartman is working on quite a streak. Cannot remember him not being dead wrong on a call for years.

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    • Jennifer

      The ultimate contrarian indicator. He’s ALWAYS wrong

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    • Tommy Says

      He is finding out what it feels like to have things dropped on his balls instead of his feet…. It doesn’t just hurt it takes your dignity.

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  19. it is showtime

    Yellen it is

    will turn into

    Yellen-itis

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  20. butchbr73

    and $YELP goes boom

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  21. 6society

    Lol at Gartman, fading that fucker is always”high-prob”..my portfolio snorted an eight-ball of uncut yayo today, long live XPH

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