I’m done. There must be some sort of lunar-linked conspiracy to rid me of any semblance of money, leaving me to become a vagabond scoundrel–fit to roam the streets for food. This isn’t any way to make a decent living, troubling myself with rapish declines in “the very best stocks.” I do have some offsetting measures today, in stocks that I do not dare mention on the free blog for fear that my conspirators might plunge them too. But this is entirely evident to me, as well as others (HORATION CLAWHAMMER, PLUTONIUM PETEY, SENOR TROPICANA) that something is seriously amiss here.
How in the devil could SPLK, FEYE, WDAY and YELP all be down 5%+, on the same day, without news, and with a neutral market? I must be losing my mind because I can’t think of any reasonable conclusions. True, there is weakness in a number of growth names, in favour for the non-growth names; but this, this is too much.
I hereby lift the burden of having to deal with my problems from you forever. Go, go on and run away. Leave and save yourself from whatever plague, black death, that has afflicted me. At this stage, I can only offer you pain and agony and the bitter taste of defeat.
I’m the guy with the broken leg telling his friend to “go on without me” as the enemy horde closes in for the kill. Save yourselves, God damn it, and remember the good days when we used to make money on the internets–playing the game the way it was meant to be played.
For all I know, it’s those damned HFT guys rigging the market against me again.
Maybe I’ll write a book about it.
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Rub some VXX on your chest.
if only you stayed in $SALE… +2% on the day….
This is not the March / April I thought it would be. Maybe… just maybe we make a run in May / June. How much worse can it get?
Are you serious? April just started. I want now, I want now, I want now.
True, true. I’ll be patient
Do the Buffett deal and just invest in S&P 500 forever.
“A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse !!!!”
You said it yourself-earnings matter right
now and it seems your picks might not
have any
It’s just one of those days, shake it off.
FOOD = WFM – SFM
TFM had a nice day too
Perhaps your enemies are targeting your portfolio…PREPARE THE ORBITAL CANNON!
First Solar. the very best, sir fly. THE VERY BEST.
they’re drinking their earl grey with pinkies off the glass and high in the air today.
When I snap and begin to systematically kill people, you will be first on my list.
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You should take out Alf first. That dude is one weird freak.
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… you seem to have some issues you might want to explore !
Never seen or heard of you !
Not really sure why you seem to have this odd obsession !
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It’s just old ugly. What’s with all the exclamation’s !!!!!!!
Think it was a mini flash crash that day – really messed with traders heads. Love your angst!
Ah, okay. I’ll just make believe the market crashed today.
Good idea!
You people! The Fly gave you ANGI, AFOP, SALE and iFON but you chose to ignore them, instead you dove headlong into the empty pool with LeSenior without the luxury of a titanium top hat that only The Fly possesses. Soon, the Fly will be winning, while you chickens will sell at the very bottom.
The market’s message to momentum longs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1jnDuPudz4
Oh look, we’re rebounding.
Bring on the crack. The higher it goes, the harder it will fall
I hope so – can’t happen soon enough!
Double down Fly, DOUBLE DOWN ON EVERYTHING!!
You think LeSenior cannot detect the mockery in your tone?! Hmmm? Careful, son, you are walking on thin ice.
Money Talks
It’s time to average down those losses good sir!
Let me get this straight. You are giving LeSenior advice? That’s very disrespectful.
Master Fly, all four of those stocks had the same pattern. Stick wit teh cock n’ balls.
get off the ledge, young man .. u have a wife & kids, for goodness sakes
It is always darkest in the moments just before dawn–also the (pen)ultimate depths of hell. Take your pick.
yelp is like rating the lawyers, isn’t it?
“its the shorts!” – Dick Fuld
You’ll make it all back with $IFON. Bouncing off channel bottom, fibs, and all kinds of other shit that you usually needn’t concern yourself with. Should be $5.12 within two weeks.
Good comedy. The writing that is.
The attention on HFT is possibly causing wild ride fuckery.
You wrote:
How in the devil could SPLK, FEYE, WDAY and YELP all be down 5%+, ?
My answer:
More sellers than buyers
EZPW is up and recovering nicely. Maybe here you will find more buyers than sellers
Say, who’s up for some lively debate?!
I know this guy is!
– Art Vandelay, CFA, Vandelay Industries
Funny BuzzedFeed video.
Lé Fly, you will be fine. Clean your swords; back to battle.
Never forget that “Skynet” is in control. We often get to play in the sandbox and believe in reality for a time…but at the end of the day we are at the mercy of seemingly nonsensical events. We are betta fish yanked out of a bowl while a five year old taps the cup and sprays out the bowl with chocolate on their hands…or something..
I would post the Sun tzu water quote, but I hate that guy right now.
I’d rather be a Betta fish in a bucket of rum right now.
Hang in there Buddy.
For some reason, this made me laugh the hardest…
I meant it in all honesty as seeing Le Fly upset brings me great sorrow.
JP, I pretended it was written as dry, and patronizing. If you read it that way, it’s hilarious… “Buddy” then becomes more akin to “Friendo” http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2013/03/13/intermission-marriage-tips-when-chit-chatting-with-the-wife/
I would never speak to Sir Fly in such a way haha but thanks I hadn’t seen that post…super funny as usual.
So you have all these guys who miss out on best of breed growth companies. Say they are to expensive. Then when they give some back, they all come out of the wood work with their crap statements. My hat is off to you Fly and your analysis! Thank you!
KOOOOOLAID DRINKER, LOLOZ.
Seriously though that’s how you come off, maybe try to be less of a kiss penis, that’s Chezzla’s job.
And…you may lose money.
God damned you Art Vandaley!!!
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… “and he wants to be your Latex salesman”
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Riggers of the markets with their superfast super computers stashed in hidden tunnels know what the fly is up to. Their milliseconds happen faster than Fly’s time machine. They front run your best trades scraping off 5% as you enter and exit. But it’s still less than commissions 15 years ago.
Was that Tim Sykes sipping water at the restaurant?
$XOM for the $100 roll.
M. LeFly: Inspiration! http://goo.gl/qxZZ7I
“Never bend the knee.” V.King 2.2.12
One way to test your thesis that they are out to get you is to go dark for a period during which you keep your trades under the cloak of secrecy. If your fortunes suddenly turn, then perhaps a statistically significant finding might be had.
if you really believe what you just wrote you are truly a moronic gullible bastard
I will paint my shanty black and pour out a Double deuce to mark this terrible occasion. Free turkey sandwiches tonight at the community center.
It’s an omen. The top is in like the bottom was in March 09. Fly late by a matter of days. Every one else lost.
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… UGHHH !!!
The dreaded “Flash Video Ads” have returned !!!
Say it ain’t so !!!
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… back to the iPad !!!
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