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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Yellen’s Turn

Forget about The Ukraine and their Russian friends for now. Today is about Yellen and the amount of cocaine she brings to the table. We all know what Bernanke did for us, lavishing us with copious amounts of “party powder” just for the hell of it.

Early going, things look promising. Futures are up and I see a plethora of momo stocks up in the pre-market.

I step into today a real man, a true man, long by 130% of my assets. During the recent “dip”, I took it upon myself to allocate funds into SPLK, FEYE, WDAY and IFON. I didn’t buy SALE, however, because it is a bastard.

It’s important that Janet bring her A-game today. Considering the mantra of the Federal Reserve, as an institution, I am convinced she will bring an extra large zip lock bag filled with South America’s finest; and I ain’t talking about coffee.

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11 comments

  1. TheHarper

    Time for the Bolivian Marching Powder

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  2. juice

    I know ‘smart’ Bearshitters who previously thought they’d NEVER taper, are now expecting another taper …… we see

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  3. duckkell

    Bulk rates up…when you going back to the shippers?

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  4. rigged game

    FEYE suckin’ donkey dick today.

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  5. moonshot

    Looks like TXTR is finally breaking out, and at last count over 40% of the float was shorted. Earnings aren’t far away. Any plans to jump back in?

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  6. stones

    FUCKEYE SELLME may be bottoming here, glad they only total 10% of acct, punch way out of weight class

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  7. bood

    sell on strenght

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  8. yoshii11

    thanks for putting us ahead on IFON…that’s an awesome ride today

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  9. bood

    anything going down today?

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  10. bood

    time to eat roasted chiken with mustard

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