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Vladimir the Merciful

The markets are up this morning on news that Vladimir Putin will not invade and eat up the rest of The Ukraine, such good news in such a short period of time. The market could barely digest it and did a boomerang on the futures (geniuses, once again) from -5 to +7.

The protectorate of all Russian speaking people everywhere, Vladimir Putin, has annexed the important part of The Ukraine, Crimea, and tossed aside the bankrupt part to the Europeans to figure out. This, of course, should be a warning shot on the tattered bows of Kazakhistan (sp?), Moldovo (sp?) and any other slavic country bordering Russia. God damn it, I don’t give a damn about how they spell the names of their countries.

I am not declaring any sort of victory this morning, for I have yet to see my stocks trade. But it should be a good day and I would like to offer my Greetings and Salutations to the merciful man from Moscow, Vladimir Putin, the hero.

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13 comments

  1. Mr. Cain Thaler

    He’ll be annexing American Universities next. They’re full of Russian speaking people who fled after their families were butchered by the KGB.

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    • highsurf

      LOL, but seriously, Alaska. Maybe BHO will sell it back to them for $14.4 million, a 100% profit just to prove he’s really a capitalist.

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  2. TheHarper

    A Thousand Year Reich!

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  3. matt_bear

    Aventura and Sunny Isles Florida should be next then.

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  4. budh

    Vlad is a honey badger.

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    • granpa

      Say in the gayest voice possible (Oh, the irony) “He just doesn’t give a fuck”.

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  5. haypenny

    Does FireEye Inc ($FEYE): CEO David G Dewalt selling 485,656 Shares concern you?

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  6. Verona Gentleman

    Vlad the merciful is no match for Maximus the merciful

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn0_qCi4DCA

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  7. mr.partridge

    The leader of ‘free; world has spoken… key word is ‘leader’ here… WS loves leaders

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  8. matt_bear

    see Fly, your front page pic/title game is just so razor sharp. I really wish you could coach OA on this.

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  9. zookini

    Moldova is full of crooks

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  10. anton

    The entire Crimean annexation happened faster than the kiss he planted on that little shirtless boy’s stomach.

    All hail, Vlad the Inhaler.

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