The markets are up this morning on news that Vladimir Putin will not invade and eat up the rest of The Ukraine, such good news in such a short period of time. The market could barely digest it and did a boomerang on the futures (geniuses, once again) from -5 to +7.
The protectorate of all Russian speaking people everywhere, Vladimir Putin, has annexed the important part of The Ukraine, Crimea, and tossed aside the bankrupt part to the Europeans to figure out. This, of course, should be a warning shot on the tattered bows of Kazakhistan (sp?), Moldovo (sp?) and any other slavic country bordering Russia. God damn it, I don’t give a damn about how they spell the names of their countries.
I am not declaring any sort of victory this morning, for I have yet to see my stocks trade. But it should be a good day and I would like to offer my Greetings and Salutations to the merciful man from Moscow, Vladimir Putin, the hero.
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He’ll be annexing American Universities next. They’re full of Russian speaking people who fled after their families were butchered by the KGB.
LOL, but seriously, Alaska. Maybe BHO will sell it back to them for $14.4 million, a 100% profit just to prove he’s really a capitalist.
A Thousand Year Reich!
Aventura and Sunny Isles Florida should be next then.
LOL – Sunny Isles would be a good fit
Vlad is a honey badger.
Say in the gayest voice possible (Oh, the irony) “He just doesn’t give a fuck”.
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Vlad the merciful is no match for Maximus the merciful
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn0_qCi4DCA
The leader of ‘free; world has spoken… key word is ‘leader’ here… WS loves leaders
see Fly, your front page pic/title game is just so razor sharp. I really wish you could coach OA on this.
Moldova is full of crooks
The entire Crimean annexation happened faster than the kiss he planted on that little shirtless boy’s stomach.
All hail, Vlad the Inhaler.