According to The PPT, 68% of stocks went higher today. My pastiche of stocks did absolutely nothing for me today. Things looked great this morning, then, all of a sudden, I gave it all back, closing out the day +0.15% to the good, effectively concreting my position as a market loser–joining the ranks of a great many of you.
Instead of making excuses, I can tell you, unequivocally, I am positioned incourrectly. Maybe it’s all the Earl Grey tea that I am consuming. Or maybe it’s the high doses of creatine, coupled with an aggressive fitness routine. Or maybe it’s just my time to lose.
You know the feeling. The last guy at the end of the bar. The high school nerd without friends, gawking at the pretty cheerleaders. The guy in the Honda, driving around crime laden streets, in search for a liquor store open past 1am.
As of right now, I am that guy. The fake rolex watch guy, bootleg Hugo Boss wearing, plastic shoes having jackass. The loser. The guy who made 0.15% on a day when the market lifted 180.
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You ever try CLA? I took it to try to get a bit leaner, but all it really seems to be doing is making me gain muscle very easily. It’s odd, frankly. I remember that being a touted benefit back when the EAS guys first touted the stuff about 10 years ago, but I thought they were full of it.
Time for you to put some “Candy” in your portfolio
Like playing dodgeball and getting hit with every musty ball….. Drink some dark beer. Tomorrow is a new day.
I feel like the dude who owns SODA calls, requests a “sports car” at Hertz, and stoked when I drive off in last year’s Impala.
$T $Z $C
creatine sir? an honorary gentleman like your self should be on a dose of trt and hgh.
Your original thesis this year was all cash but thats not you.It’s a flat market and we have not had one for a while.
Things are different and will be until
whenever and we need a process to trade to match the times.Short quick
moves comes to mind
cheers
ate at fook hing Chinese resturant, on norstrand….today was punishment and self destructive …so i thought eating crow would be fitting…still holding hedges… but getting bushwhacked. this shit storm may not be over..anyone out of step?..let the beatings begin.
You need to sell everything and buy PEIX…you will thank me later…Ethanol margins are through the roof, China is importing 100 million gallons a month, corn prices are low, and this company has a deep water port in Sacramento with easy access to Asia. In Q1 they will make > $ 1 share & this is a $ 14 stock…They will end up getting bought out by ADM, GPRE, or private equity. Mark it down..
Yeah, the last thing the Fly needs is a Chinese sweatshop stock. Or,…does he…
Nah, walk it off. Onwards and upwards. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puIstclBcO0
Have a Hertz Donut. Hertz Donut.
I bought some NLN because someone wrote a newspaper column about it.
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The fucking touchpad on this computer has a life of its own and now I forgot what I wanted to say.