iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Mother Russia, For the Win

It was the perfect set up. Putin got all Hitler on Europe for a few days, coercing the bears to crawl out from under the stairs–only to get shot, center-mast, like the zombies that they are.

I made 2% today and I’m not done going higher. I’d be up more, if it weren’t for my #3 position, SALE, lagging and sucking throughout the day. Nevertheless, I demand that you rejoice in the brand of modern day fascism Mother Russia is running with today. This whole democratic-capitalism crap hasn’t been too exciting as of late. I’m interested in wins and Comrade Putin has provided me with a venue to realize it.

10,000 salutations to the Kremlin staff for helping Vlad arrange this recent short squeeze and subsequent annexation of Crimea.

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16 comments

  1. zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. UncleBuccs

    Putin….all day.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PucLbhKrCqo

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  3. alf44

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    ah hem … “RAS – Putin” !!! !!!
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    • alf44

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      … tough crowd !

      Apparently, that one sailed right by … “HIGH and outside the strike zone” !
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  4. rigged game

    This fuckin’ MAROON Joel Greenblatt being interviewed by Kelly Evans on CNBC:

    Kelly: “What do you think of Oracle?”

    Maroon Joel: “We don’t do sectors. We recommend specific stocks, like Apple and Google”.

    How do these CLOWNS make more than $2.50 an hour?

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    • metalleg

      He can buy you and your family over 1000x. Include in that all of your ancestors and descendants going back and into the future 1000 years.

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  5. bullnbear

    Thanks to OA, Le Fly and community for some nice gains yesterday and today. Even though YGE is my 2nd largest position, calls in BLWD, WDAY, and commons in JKS (yoshi) and SPLK made for some nice gains. Now if AAPL can get in gear!

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  6. mr.partridge

    this is nuts…. sick.. win after win.. of course it is fucking bull market, but 90% of positions are 3%+ in a day .. I have no fucking idea what to do anymore

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  7. iBergamot

    Fly,
    you gave me an advice once before
    I took it to heart – it did me good
    May I ask you another (no troll)

    Why you don’t trade index futures (like ES)?

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  8. acehood1

    FLY you need to start going YNDX on that ass.

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  9. StockOsaurus

    Shipping factoids: The World War II era was the peak for the U.S. fleet. During the post-war year of 1950, for example, U.S. carriers represented about 43 percent of the world’s shipping trade. By 1995, the American market share had plunged to 4 percent, according to a 1997 report by the U.S. Congressional Budget Office (CBO).[25] The report states, “the number of U.S.-flag vessels has dropped precipitously—from more than 2,000 in the 1940s and 850 in 1970 to about 320 in 1996.”

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  10. ironbird

    Do the golfer’s real sanctions come after the grandma lipstick oz routine? Or was that it and it is full speedballs ahead on every “oligarchs” yacht?

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  11. juice

    don’t kid yerself, it was comrade o’bama in conjunction w/ his old-buddy old-pal in the Kremlin, who engineered this latest squeeze .. the fed ran out of bullets so he had to come up with something so he turned to Vlad ,.. the price was Crimea, a small price to pay .. why u think he was on the phone w the Putin sooo loonh!

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  12. ironbird

    The only real question is? What will the Senor Fly nickname grandma? If she brings a broom, clicks the heels and learns how to talk out of the front of her face it would be epic.

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  13. matt_bear

    Bout that time eh chap?

    Ahh motherland!!!

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